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Win an Aneros Helix Syn Prostate Massager

Don't miss out on your chance to win an award winning Aneros Helix Syn Prostate Massager

We're right in the middle of Movember and here at UberKinky, we know just how important male sexual health can be. That's why we're giving you the opportunity to win an award winning Aneros Helix Syn prostate massager. The Aneros Helix Syn allows you to achieve the dream orgasm by pinpointing your prostate for a pleasurable and effective massage. This sleek, sphincter driven prostate massager targets your perineum, sphincter and prostate all in one go for a ultimate in male anal pleasure. Its hands free design is ergonomically designed to follow the natural contours of your body. If you've been searching for an easy way to perform a perfect prostate milking, look no further than the 2013 XBIZ Awards Winner for Male Pleasure Product of the Year Aneros Helix Syn prostate massager.

If you would like to see other styles, have a look at our collection of prostate massagers. We're giving 10% off our entire range for the whole month of Movember. For more information about prostate massage and prostate health, read our UberKinky Guide to Fetish Related Prostate Health.

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20 thoughts on “Win an Aneros Helix Syn Prostate Massager”

  • Barrington Lee Hubble

    thanks for the comp :)

  • Nichole Smith

    There is a store called UberKinky
    Where you can learn to get freaky
    All alone or w/ a friend
    Don't forget the lube and remember this linky.

  • PropertyOfPotter

    For pleasure or health
    whatever your drive may be
    keep an open mind.

  • Camryn

    Here's a poem about prostate massage!

    Push firmly/softly
    What is this feeling inside?
    My cock throbs and drips.

  • Camryn

    Here's a poem about prostate massage :)

    Push firmly softly.
    What is this feeling inside?
    Thank God for trimmed nails!

  • LesserUnknown

    finger in the butt
    cold as snowfall, buttplug in,
    metal inside flesh

  • Dave

    I want to win a massage
    For inside my back passage
    It will feel really nice
    but will be like ice
    If I do it in my garage.

  • Cara Sutra

    Remember November, grow hair for Movember,

    Sex Toys, Butt Plugs, the Lot...

    I'm grabbing the lube,

    I'm feeling quite rude,

    Want Aneros to shove up his slot.

  • Beck

    Welcome to UberKinky
    where you can find your kinky side
    a place to be you

  • Nick Hopkins

    A site of pleasure
    For the enlightened
    No shame

  • Michelle E Dunne
    Michelle E Dunne November 13, 2013 at 20:38

    What a pleasing, kinky site

    Uberkinky has you covered

    For what your prostate craves!

  • @Josephine_kk

    There was a shop
    Who sold alot
    With fetishes and galore
    I lost my whore

  • John

    I'm going to be a pedant here and say that Dave and Cara Sutra appear to have confused haiku with limerick! If only they had paid attention at school ;-p

    Teasing aside, this is my 5-7-5 haiku:

    Toy for November
    Fireworks inside his butt
    Must be prostate fun

  • SubReiSkyeM

    Fingers up his bum
    Pleasure surges right through him
    My sheets are now wet

  • vscott

    @John Ah yes and only two people incorporated the season but I will let them all side as it's all a but of fun :) I will accept any form of poetry.

  • John

    @vscott "Any form of poetry"?

    Well you did set yourself up there ... An ode to Uberkinky:

    This store is our favourite; key to our sex life,
    Loved by all who shop there, adored by my wife,
    She's desperate for control or to see me writhe in pain,
    Have me beg for mercy, time and time again.

    The shop has variety, it has amazing choice,
    Lots of sinful ideas, they make my wife rejoice!
    Very fast delivery, and kinkness to excite,
    When my wife's been shopping, we're always up all night!

    Our toy box is now creaking, it's been added to all year,
    Wifey loves the shop, from where she bought the gear.
    Each month she buys a toy, for kinky games we play,
    And some things bring me joy, other's more dismay.

    For Feast of St Valentine: a present for my cock,
    A spiral metal cage, fastened with a lock.
    She teased and made me beg, desperate for relief,
    Left for weeks and weeks, she revelled in my grief.

    For Easter she bought a strap-on, and said she'd have some fun,
    Six inches of black plastic, was pressed against my bum,
    She got my butt some lube; the coolness made me shiver,
    Then she fucked me senseless, the orgasms made us quiver.

    Her birthday: it was vampire gloves, leather with lots of spikes,
    She slapped my arse aplenty, liking the bloody strikes.
    My rear got very painful, and it caused me quite a shock,
    When the blood-stained pair of hands, reached for my cock!

    June she's back at Uberkinky, buying from their shop,
    My birthday present bought, for my arse a crop.
    From a helpless husband, cries and yelps and tears,
    As she gave her sub: welts and bruises and fear.

    The Summer she tied me up, a plug rammed up my butt,
    Then a rubber ring, was fastened 'round my nuts.
    Volts fizzed through my loins; for mercy I did plead,
    But pain and guilty pleasure, she said it's what I need.

    Our anniversary came, some leather she did demand,
    A Mistress Whiplash catsuit; was awestruck by her command.
    She whipped and beat me senseless, fastening leather ties,
    And then I started floating, to subspace I did fly!

    Last week she went shopping, a present for Movember,
    She said I'd come so strongly, but she wouldn't touch my member.
    She be looking for my prostate, we had been there before,
    But she said she'd treat me, as anal I did adore.

    She said it was so special, an Aneros Helix Syn,
    Wonderful orgasms promised, when could we begin?
    I stripped my clothes in seconds, I did not want to wait,
    My domme started smiling, and didn't hesitate!

    The toy is pretty awesome: silicone of velvet touch,
    Resting against my prostate, I loved it very much!
    The sheets are now soaking, the Syn: a real delight,
    Amazing powerful orgasms, and me coming for half the night.

    I am now excited, for what will Christmas bring?
    My stocking's not from Santa, but my sadistic darling.
    Her eyes have been bulging, she's been having a field day,
    Because she's been shopping, at Uberkinky dot-co, dot-uk!

    (Does it show that England were rubbish tonight! :) )

  • Me

    They sell an arse massager and now theres no need for a Vaga,
    If its pleasures you seek. Save your pinkie Delivered within the week, what do you think eh?
    They will be discreet, expectations they meet
    I think you should visit uberkinky.

  • No.5

    Looks really interesting. I've never tried anything like it!

  • No.5

    Toy is uniquely shaped
    To insert deep for pleasure
    It looks very smooth

  • Trix

    moment of truth
    you arch against silicone
    hot Movember rain