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Are You Feeling Lucky this Friday the 13th?

Happy Friday the 13th everybody! Here at UberKinky today might just be your lucky day. It's not all about black cats, broken mirrors and random lads carrying machetes while wearing a dirty hockey mask. Today we want to turn your luck around completely by giving you the chance to win a total of 13 great prizes from all of us here at UberKinky. Entering this contest couldn't be easier so why not try your luck and enter to win!

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After all these years we're not sure if the number 13 still holds as much superstitious power as it did in the past but to those with Triskaidekaphobia or the fear of the number 13, the sensation of bad luck feels all too real to them. We're not even sure why the stigma is tied with Friday in most places while say for example in Mexico Tuesday the 13th is the day to feel unnerved about. It is our hope that we can help dispel the myth that Friday the 13th is an unlucky day by making it sexy for at least one lucky winner.

What do you need to do to enter to win? Nothing could be easier really. All we want is for you to do a little window shopping here at UberKinky and list 13 items you would definitely buy if money were no object. That's right, list 13 wish-list items in the comments and we will pick a winner on Monday morning at random. You have all weekend to find your 13 wish-list items and list the names in your comment. Comments are screened so don't worry if your comment doesn't show up right away and duplicate entries will not be counted. This contest is open world wide so get shopping.

Good luck and don't forget to enter our other give-away to win one of two great prostate massagers!

13 thoughts on “Are You Feeling Lucky this Friday the 13th?”

  • Chris

    -Woof Dog Muzzle Hood
    -Oxballs Woof Hollow Butt Plug
    -UberKinky Five Piece Locking Leather Restraints Set
    -E-Stim Systems 2B Pro Pack
    -Barcode Sergey Basic Jock Blue
    -Holy Trainer Chastity Device Transparent
    -Gun Oil H20 Lubricant 118ml
    -Rocks Off Bad Boy 7 Prostate Massager
    -Stainless Steel Anal Hook
    -Perfect Fit Hump Gear
    -Saddle Leather Chest Harness
    -UberKinky Cotton Bondage Rope 32ft 10m
    -Zinc Plated Chain Set for Bondage Slings

  • Michelle E

    1- UberKinky Airlock Clitoris Pump Kit

    2- Male External Catheter

    3- Black Ninja Latex Disposable Gloves

    4- Svenjoyment Men's String Thong Three Pack (small)

    5- Adult Baby Play Set (medium/large)

    6- Fun Factory The Boss Stub Dildo

    7- Tantus Uncut #1 Dildo with Foreskin

    8- Square Peg Happy Hour Plug

    9- Rocks Off RO-100mm Soft Tip Bullet Vibrator

    10- Dr Joel Kaplan Ultimate Prostate Locator

    11- Liquid Silk 50ml

    12- Travel Douche

    13- MAWA Klamp

  • Simon B

    I'm all about the inflatable, electrical and adjustable!

    1. Arcana Electro Vibe Wand

    2. Doxy Massager The World’s Most Powerful Wand Massager

    3. Inflatable Butterfly Gag

    4. Latex Amniotic Sack

    5. Latex Vacuum Bed

    6. Inflatable Vibrating Butt Plug

    7. E-Stim Systems Series 1 Ultra Pack

    8. Master Series Adjustable Stainless Steel Ball Gag Head Harness

    9. Doc Johnson Mighty Man Trigger Penis Pump

    10. KinkLab Neonwand Violet Wand

    11. Fun Factory Cobra Libre II Penis Stimulator

    12. Nexus iStim - Electro Sex Stimulation

    13 (eep!). what dou mean I can't put the vacbed again? Go "F-Machine Gigolo Mini Fucking Machine" yourself! :D

  • Martin

    1.) Doxy Massager The World’s Most Powerful Wand Massager
    2.) Strict Leather Forced Orgasm Belt
    3.) The Spiked Chastity Cage
    4.) Strict Leather Ride Me Mouth Gag
    5.) Black Latex Mini Skirt
    6.) E-Stim E-Box Series 1 Remote
    7.) Mystim Pubic Enemy No 1 Electro Sex Chastity Device
    8.) Mystim Plunging Pete Corona Strap
    9.) Fetish Fantasy Professional Handcuffs
    10.) Vaginal Metal Speculum
    11.) Tenga Flip Hole Masturbator
    12.) Lelo Ina 2
    13.) Master Series Cock Shock Remote Controled Cock Ring

  • GB

    1. Red and Black Mask With Feathers
    2. Crystal Delights Pony Tail Butt Plug
    3. Zado Leather Pony Harness
    4. The Human Pony
    5. PVC Nappy Pants
    6. Zado Ladies Leather Harness with Hook
    7. Doc Johnson Pack It Packing Dildo
    8. RodeoH Black Button Fly Boxer Strap on Harness
    9. Curved Stainless Steel Round Slave Collar
    10. RodeoH Low Rise Lace Panty Strap On Harness
    11. Icicles No 62 Realistic Glass Dildo
    12. Fetish Fantasy Series Fantasy Glide
    13. KinkLab Neonwand Violet Wand

  • James B

    1. Cock Ring with 40mm Anal Ball Lock

    2. Crystal Delights Faux Fur Minx Tail Butt Plug Grey Wolf

    3. Vixen Creations Maverick Silicone Dildo

    4. Spread-Em Spreader Bar & Cuff Set

    5. Master Series Intro to Puppy Play Starter Kit

    6. UberKinky Cotton Bondage Rope 32ft 10m

    7. UberKinky Silicone Lubricant 100ml

    8. RodeoH Black And Red Brief Strap On Harness

    9. Whirling Spray Anal Douche

    10. Oxballs Woof Hollow Butt Plug

    11. Lelo Hugo Prostate Massager

    12. Lelo Ina 2

    13. Woof Dog Muzzle Hood

  • french_t

    I play on Friday the 13th, I hope I will get lucky:

    1. Aslan Leather Cherry Minx Strap On Harness
    2. Tantus Silk Dildo
    3. The Anal Impaler
    4. Fetish Fantasy Sex Swing and Frame Set
    5. We-Vibe 4 Plus
    6. Locking Spiked Ball Collar and Splitter
    7. Oxballs Sack-Sling Electro
    8. The Ultimate Ass Lock
    9. Holy Trainer Chastity Device Pink
    10. ElectraStim Flick Duo Stimulator Pack
    11. Strict Leather Easy Access Wrist and Ankle Restraints
    12. ElectraStim Silicone Noir Aura Multi-Probe Electrode
    13. Tantus Feeldoe Classic Violet

    The choice was really hard...

  • Guillermo

    Browse your catalogue is always so fun… This is my selection:

    Oxballs Urinal Gag
    Self Bondage Time Lock (small)
    Prison Stockade With Fucking Rod
    Strict Leather Premium Locking Ankle Cuffs
    Strict Leather Premium Locking Collar
    Oxballs Sack-Sling Electro (Black)
    Oxballs Piss-Hose & Butt Plug Combo
    Standard Penis Plug
    Colt Beginners Penis Vacuum Pump
    Doc Johnson The Fist Dildo
    F-Machine Gigolo Mini Fucking Machine
    Doc Johnson Dick Rambone Dildo (Black)
    Master Series Asylum Locking Chastity Cage (Small)

    Total: £ 1,501.86 or 2,124.25 € Not bad!

  • Eric

    1- Njoy Pure Wand
    2- Njoy Pure Plug 2.0
    3- Fetish Fantasy Sex Swing and Frame Set
    4- UberKinky Five Piece Locking Leather Restraints Set
    5- Saddle leather Chest Harness(MD)
    6- Tantus Feeldoe Classic Violet
    7- Fun Factory Sharevibe
    8- Aslan Leather Cherry Minx Strap On Harness (LG)
    9- Crystal Minx Magnetic Bunny Tail Plug (PINK)
    10- Lelo Hugo Prostate Massager
    11- Vixen Creations Mustang Silicone Dildo
    12- Liberator black Label Ramp
    13- Fun Factory Stronic Zwei

    BOOM! UBER-Kinked UP!
    Then I would build my own house with hidden dungeon but sadly, Uberkinky doesn't sell that, otherwise it would definitely be on the list.

  • Justin Veyna

    1: Strict Leather Deluxe Padded Fist Mitts
    2:MEO 24/7 Anal Stretching Ring
    3: Meo Commodum 24/7 Butt Plug
    4: UberKinky Leather Slave Collar and Lead Set
    5:Sheets of San Francisco Waterproof Fitted Sheet
    6:Pulse II Solo by Hot Octopuss
    7:FleshLight STU - Pink Lady
    8:Vorze A10 Cyclone SA Male Masturbator
    9:Stainless Steel Anal Hanger Anal Hook
    10:Spreader Bar 60 cm
    11:Pratt 11 Inch Urethral Sounding Kit
    12:Monarch Noir Nipple Clamps
    13:Clean Stream Silicone Open Flow Top Douche and Enema Bag

  • Paul M

    1.Ballistic Metal Anal Stretcher Hollow Butt Plug
    2.Ultimate Male Lockdown System
    3.Ultra Realistic Strap-On-For-Her Dildo
    4.Doc Johnson Dick Rambone Dildo
    5.Mr. Ed Anatomically Correct Horse Dildo
    6.Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo
    7.Louisiana Lounger Sex Toy Machine
    8.Meo Commodum 24/7 Butt Plug
    9.The Devil's Pitchfork Penis Plug
    10.KinkLab Neonwand Violet Wand
    11. FleshLight - Pink Lady
    12.Clifford Canine Dildo
    13.Sport Fucker Slam Jam Anal Ball

  • Louisestrachan

    1. Sizematters twisted triple suckers.

    2.Hydromax x40.

    3.Crystaldelights pony tail.

    4. Fetishfantasy spandex open mouth hood.

    5.Fmachine gigolo mini.


    7.My stim Truman .

    8.Keepburning shaft dildo.

    9.Up yours lube.

    10.Liberator flip.

    11.Liberator black label hipster .

    12.Fist extreme lube.

    13.Wand essential deep glider attachment.

  • Pete James

    1. Strict leather forced orgasm belt
    2. Zado crotchless leather body
    3. Rimba bondage belt with hand cuffs
    4. Liberator black label ramp
    5. Mr. Nori Nuru Magic Gel Moist 1000ml
    6. We-Vibe 4 Plus
    7. Tenga Flip Hole Masturbator
    8. Pulse II Duo by Hot Octopuss
    9. Njoy Pure Plug
    10. Tantus Perfect Plug Kit
    11. Crystal Delights Glass Butt Plug Blue Size Small
    12. Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe
    13. Vixen Creations Leo Silicone Dildo