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Happy Star Wars Day and May the Fourth be with You!

Think today is all about movie marathons, dressing up as your favourite Star Wars characters and having lightsaber battles with your fellow Star Wars enthusiasts? Think again, kinky companions! Here at UberKinky, we’re celebrating the only way we know how, and that’s by giving away a perverted prize package. So, in honour of this prestigious occasion, we have implemented an UberKinky Seek & Find competition that is sure to capture the imagination of salacious Star Wars fans everywhere. “What does it entail?” we hear you cry! Well, we’ve pimped up four of our product images, somewhere on the site, to convey a spectacular Star Wars theme and, in the words of Yoda, ALL FOUR OF THEM, YOU MUST FIND to be in with a chance of winning!

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Now, because our love for Star Wars is so strong, we’ve decided to extend the celebration into a weeklong affair. That means you’ll have until Wednesday 11 May at midnight to get your entries in. The rules are the same as that of our previous Seek & Find contests: hunt high and low on our sensational site for the four product images that we’ve given a rebellious revamp. List the full name or link of each item in the comments below (the comments will be kept hidden until the contest is over). One person will be picked at random from the correct answers next Thursday morning, 12 May. Be sure to include your e-mail address so that we can contact you.

Sure, it’s true that the majority of our products have crossed over to the dark side, but anyone that replies with 'PADDLE!' or other generic answers will be disqualified and subject to a severe spanking from our very own Mistress Victoria. HINT: our CLONE kits are not an acceptable answer either!! Now, this contest is open worldwide, so don’t join the resistance, start your search today…

And don’t forget, it's Revenge of the Fifth tomorrow!


PLEASE NOTE: Our Medium Fat Cock Sheath Extender is not one of the answers. This was given a monstrous makeover for a previous competition, and jumping ship simply seems to be alien to it!

That's it; your time is up! Did you find all of our Star Wars themed products? We've picked a winner at random using Random.org and the winner of our May the Fourth be with You UberKinky Seek and Find competition is Rob! Congratulations! Rob has until Friday afternoon (13 May) to get back to us with his delivery details, otherwise the next person picked at random will receive the prize. For your curiosity, here are the 4 products that had a starring role in our competition;




14 thoughts on “Happy Star Wars Day and May the Fourth be with You!”

  • Milly

    1. Master Series Titanica Extreme Steel Orgasm Balls (featuring BB8)
    2. Medium Fat Cock Sheath Extender (with some sort of radar?)
    3. Kink Industries Intense Impact Cane (as a lightsaber)
    4. Pasante Black Velvet Condoms (as Darth Vader!)

  • gean hitchcock
    gean hitchcock May 4, 2016 at 21:20

    1, master series titanica extreme steel orgasm balls.
    2,tenga surfer hard boiled egg. 3,medium fat cock sheath extender. 4,pasante black vevet condoms.

  • DaddyJ

    1. Master Series Titanica Extreme Steel Orgasm Balls
    2. Medium Fat Cock Sheath Extender
    3. Kink Industries Intense Impact Cane
    4. Pasante Black Velvet Condoms

  • Liv

    Master Series Titanica Extreme Steel Orgasm Balls
    Medium Fat Cock Sheath Extender
    Kink Industries Intense Impact Cane
    Pasante Black Velvet Condoms (as

  • David Brassett

    TENGA Surfer Hard Boiled Egg (http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/tenga-surfer-hard-boiled-egg-84048.html) - Designed to look like the Death Star

    Kink Industries Intense Impact Cane (http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/kink-industries-intense-impact-cane-92126.html) - Designed to look like a Light Saber (Luke's judging by the colour!)

    Pasante Black Velvet Condoms (http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/black-velvet-condoms-81806.html) - Designed to look like Darth Vader

    And lastly,

    Master Series Titanica Extreme Steel Orgasm Balls (http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/master-series-titanica-extreme-steel-orgasm-balls-84108.html) - Designed to look like BB-8!

    YAY!

  • Paul M

    1.Tenga Surfer Hard Boiled Egg.
    2. Kink Industries Intense Impact Cane.
    3. Pasante Black Velvet Condoms.
    4. Master Series Titanica Extreme Steel Orgasm Balls.

  • K E

    1. Pasante Black Velvet Condoms.
    2. Kink Industries Intense Impact Cane.
    3. Tenga Surfer Hard Boiled Egg.
    4. Master Series Titanica Extreme Steel Orgasm Balls.

  • Martin

    The 4 items are:
    (1) Pasante Black Velvet Condoms
    (2) Tenga Surfer Hard Boiled Egg
    (3) Kink Industries Intense Impact Cane
    (4) Master Series Titanica Extreme Steel Orgasm Balls

  • gean hitchcock
    gean hitchcock May 6, 2016 at 20:45

    please can you use these as my answers after the mix up with the sleeve
    1 kink industries intense impact cane
    2 master series titanica extreme steel orgasm balls
    3 pasante black velvet condoms
    4tenga surfer hard bolied egg

  • Sabrina

    The four hidden objects are on these pages:
    - http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/master-series-titanica-extreme-steel-orgasm-balls-84108.html
    - http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/black-velvet-condoms-81806.html
    - http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/tenga-surfer-hard-boiled-egg-84048.html
    - http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/kink-industries-intense-impact-cane-92126.html

  • Rob

    Hi Uberkinky!

    Always fun to play Seek and find!

    Tenga Surfer Hard Boiled Egg
    Kink Industries Intense Impact Cane
    Pasante Black Velvet Condoms
    Master Series Titanica Extreme Steel Orgasm Balls

    Fingers crossed!

  • Clara

    I really enjoyed looking for all these!

    Kink Industries Intense Impact Cane
    Tenga Surfer Hard Boiled Egg
    Master Series Titanica Extreme Steel Orgasm Balls
    Pasante Black Velvet Condoms

    Fingers Crossed!

  • French_T

    I've got them:

    - Tenga Surfer Hard Boiled Egg: http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/tenga-surfer-hard-boiled-egg-84048.html
    - Master Series Titanica Extreme Steel Orgasm Balls: http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/master-series-titanica-extreme-steel-orgasm-balls-84108.html
    - Kink Industries Intense Impact Cane: http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/kink-industries-intense-impact-cane-92126.html
    - Pasante Black Velvet Condoms: http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/black-velvet-condoms-81806.html

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