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Enter to Win an Oxballs Log Poo Dildo!

Happy Thomas Crapper Day, everyone! To mark this momentous occasion, we’re giving away one of our all-time favourites, the unique and outlandish Oxballs Log Dildo. Now, you can’t usually accuse UberKinky of handing out shit prizes, but this time we are making an exception… literally!

We’ve all heard of Thomas Crapper, right?! The dude that invented the flushing toilet… Well, UberKinky friends, I’m afraid that is indeed a load of crap. In fact, the flushing toilet was invented years before Thomas Crapper was even born. He was, however, a plumber who founded Thomas Crapper & Co. and manufactured, supplied and installed toilets, as well as other bathroom fittings and sanitary goods. Among his many accomplishments, he created the ballcock that sits in our toilet cisterns today. Born in Yorkshire, he made his way to that London and became the plumber of choice for the royal family. That certainly gives an all new meaning to the term ‘royal flush’!

Okay, so that’s where the phrase ‘taking a crap’ comes from? Wrong again, my confused kinky companions! It is a common misconception that the slang term ‘crap’, in relation to bodily waste, originates with American servicemen stationed in England during WW1. The thought was that they saw the name Thomas Crapper on the toilet cisterns and started to use crap, or crapper, as army slang. In actual fact, the word crap is derived from Middle English, when it was used to refer to chaff, weeds, or other rubbish. It is likely that this is taken from a combination of two older words with Dutch and French origin. The Dutch ‘krappen’ means to pluck off, cut off or separate, while the French ‘crappe’ refers to siftings, waste or rejected matter. So, there you have it; every day’s a school day!

Now, in honour of Thomas Crapper’s contribution to toilets and his association with ‘crapping’, we are giving you the chance to win an Oxballs Log Dildo. Seriously, no shit! This realistic poo dildo is great for those with a fetish for faeces, a craving for coprophilia, a soft spot for scat, or simply a penchant for precision stimulation! Crafted from the finest quality pure platinum silicone, the Oxballs Log Poo Dildo is phthalate free, non-porous and hypoallergenic. Plus, it’s compatible with all your favourite lubes, so it’ll slide in smoothly and shit won’t hit the fan when you play with it. Cleverly contoured for targeted G/P-spot stimulation, this deviant dildo even has a ‘turdlet’ at the base for additional clitoral/perineum stimulation. So, you can simply allow your pooper to scoop up this bad boy and enjoy!

Entering to win couldn't be easier! Simply use the Rafflecopter widget to get your entries in. You can use the Tweet option daily to maximise your chances of winning. Be sure to read the instructions to the letter. Any comments similar to 'Thanks for the giveaway' or 'Great giveaway' will not be permitted; commenters leaving these naughty comments will be subject to a spanking administered by Mistress Victoria. Contest is open worldwide and spankings are not part of the prize package. Competition closes on 07/02/2017, so make sure you get your entries in beforehand to ensure you’re not shit out of luck!

7 thoughts on “Enter to Win an Oxballs Log Poo Dildo!”

  • Matthew Sansbury
    Matthew Sansbury January 30, 2017 at 13:07

    i could see me being awake all night with this but obviously gonna feel like crap in the morning.

  • Guillermo

    With this 'pal' I could crap on the floor! And on a chair! And without feeling bad about it!

  • paulm

    I'll be putting this poop where it belongs ;-)

  • Caitlin

    Poop is sort of a running joke in my family. I guess we just never passed that point in maturity where poop jokes are no longer supposed to be funny. So honestly, owning this would probably bring me lots of joy in the form of mostly laughs and jokes, but looking at that nice curve... perhaps also lots of pleasure.

  • NewdDawg

    I can't wait to get my grubby paws on this and be the dirty dawg I've always been! Woof!

  • NewdDawg

    I can't wait to get my dirty paws on this OxBalls Log. I'll be sniffing and riding it like the dirty dawg I have always been, Woof!

  • GS

    I just can't get over the fact that this exists.

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