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Win A Golden Ticket Godemiche Adam Double Ooh Gold Member Silicone Dildo

CUM with me and you’ll be in a world of pure gratification…

Want unlimited access to the ‘chocolate factory’? Well, Willy Wanker (Jeff) and the Lotsa Cock Factory (UberKinky) is giving you the chance to win your very own golden ticket! To celebrate the 46th anniversary of the release of Willy Wonka and the chocolate Factory, we’re serving up this salaciously sweet treat, the Adam Double Ooh Gold Member Silicone Dildo, on a plate. Indeed, so shines a good deed in weary world…

This scrumdiddlyumptious silicone dildo is certainly no Oompa Loompa of the sex toy world! Indeed, Godemiche’s golden boy stands at 8 inches tall and has a girthy shaft that promises to satiate every animalistic appetite. Handcrafted and individually hand-poured using only the very finest FDA approved pure platinum silicone, it feels just as good as it looks and is completely non-porous and phthalates free. Expertly moulded from a real penis, the Adam Double Ooh Gold Member Silicone Dildo boasts a gratifyingly thick coronal ridge that not only facilitates easy insertion, but seeks out the G/P-spot with pinpoint precision. Shimmering, sleek and sexy, this dildo slides in smoothly, promising unparalleled gratification whether playing alone or with a friend. It is even harness compatible for when you want to enjoy perverted pegging or superior strap on play, so you can be sure you’re onto a winner!

But the deviant delicacies don’t end there! We’re offering a 10% discount on our Willy Wanker selection of goodies, for one week only, when you enter the code: GOLDENTICKET at the checkout. Allow the chocolate river flow freely from your Fudge Room with our fine selection of enemas and douches, transform into your very own Willy Wanker with a magnificent male masturbator, enjoy tasty gobstopping treats aplenty by strapping on one of our brutal bondage gags, OR fill your hungry hole with an incredible inflatable sex toy that promises to blow up like a blueberry!

Now, to get your hands on the Godemiche Adam Double Ooh Gold Member Silicone Dildo (Large), simply enter using the Rafflecopter widget. We recommend using the Tweet option daily to maximise your chances of winning. Be sure to read the instructions to the letter; any comments similar to 'Thanks for the giveaway' or 'Great giveaway' will not be permitted. The competition ends at midnight on Monday 14th August and the winner will be announced on Tuesday morning. Our contest is open worldwide and this erotic masterpiece is like gold dust, so don’t delay!

Don’t forget; you’ve got to be in it to win it. If not, YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

And the winner of our UberKinky Golden Ticket is...... Jade B. CONGRATULATIONS! Thanks for your entries, folks. Be sure to keep an eye out for more incredible giveaways coming soon!

2 thoughts on “Win A Golden Ticket Godemiche Adam Double Ooh Gold Member Silicone Dildo”

  • Paul M

    This'll feel golden. Like I'd won a golden ticket to the orgasm factory! :)

  • Rob Ecto

    I deserve the golden ticket because if I were on the tour of the chocolate factory I wouldn't touch nothing! Unlike charlie and grandpa joe! I'd be good and not break the contract and get to ride the glass elevator!

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