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Delivery Information

> Delivery to the UK
> Discreet Packaging
> Delivery to Ireland, Europe & Rest Of The World
> Full list of countries we ship to
> Track your order in 4 simple steps

United Kingdom Delivery

Delivery Method Time Cost Free Delivery
UK Royal Mail 48 3-5 working days £3.95 Free Over £55
UK Royal Mail 24 1-2 working days £6.95  
UPS Standard Next day guaranteed £7.95  
UPS Saver Next day guaranteed by 12 noon £13.95  
UPS Express Next day guaranteed by 10:30am £16.95  


Standard Delivery

We don't like to play favourites here at UberKinky! But, when it comes to carriers, our preferred option is Royal Mail. The majority of items will be sent with their 48 tracked service (delivery 3-5 working days), unless otherwise specified. Larger items or next day guaranteed items will be sent out via UPS. For your peace of mind all our items will be sent with tracking so you can easily keep tabs on your order. Higher value orders will require a signature of delivery.

Same Day Dispatch

You know what they say, "The early bird catches the worm"! Well, you don't have to be that early, simply place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday, select Royal Mail 24 or any UPS delivery service, and it will be dispatched the very same day. Orders placed after 3.45pm on a Friday or at the weekend will leave our warehouse on Monday.

We realise that when it comes to receiving your UberKinky parcel, speed is a good thing! So, rest assured, we'll ensure that it comes as quickly as possible!

Next Working Day Guaranteed

When you place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday and select any UPS Delivery service, we guarantee that your order will arrive on the next working day. In the unlikely event that it doesn't, contact us and we'll issue you with a full postage refund. However, please bear in mind that if you order something after 3.45pm on a Friday and choose next day delivery, your parcel will arrive on Tuesday.

Discreet Packaging

We know that you guys can be very private people! As such, we promise that whatever you order will be just between us (and anyone you choose to share it with). There'll be no tell-tale signs of what's inside your package when it is delivered. In fact, the majority of items are boxed for optimum discretion, privacy and to give your package the protection it deserves. However, in cases where this is not possible we will use high strength, weather resistant, burst and puncture proof bags, to ensure that your secret never gets out!

Here's what your parcel will look like:

Payment privacy

Want to keep your UberKinky preferences our little secret? Well, all that you’ll find detailed on your receipt and bank statement is NES Mail order, our limited company name. We like to keep things on the down-low!

Ireland, Europe & Rest Of The World Delivery

Think we'd have to be really selfish to keep all of these gratifying goodies to ourselves? Well, we know just how desperate the rest of the world is to get their hands on our UberKinky packages. So, here is all the required delivery information for those that reside outside the UK;

Delivery Method Time Cost Weight Restrictions
Ireland Royal Mail Airmail 3-5 working days £9.95 Up To 2kg
Ireland UPS 3-5 working days £16.95 Up To 70kg
Europe EU Delivery Royal Mail 5-10 working days £14.95 Up To 2kg
Europe EU Delivery UPS 1-10 working days Variable Up To 70kg
Europe Non-EU Delivery Royal Mail 5-10 working days £14.95 Up To 2kg
Europe Non-EU Delivery UPS 2-10 working days Variable Up To 70kg
Rest Of World Royal Mail 7-14 working days £19.95 Up To 2kg
Rest Of World UPS 7-14 working days Variable Up To 70kg


Your parcel may be winging its way to you at full speed, but you'll be the one flying high when it arrives! It is, however, our duty to inform you that any Customs or import taxes are your own responsibility and, unfortunately, UberKinky has no control over them. If Customs choose that your order is not permissible, the item(s) can be seized and unfortunately in this case we cannot offer you a refund. But, don't dismay; your package will not specify any details with regards to its contents. So, why not go overboard and order something really naughty?

Variable Delivery Costs

Please note that the delivery cost will be calculated at the checkout if your order is being sent outside of the UK and you select UPS.

We ship to:

Worried that you're missing out? Well, there might be oceans between us, but UberKinky promises that if you live in any of the following countries your kinky needs will always be catered to!

United Kingdom:
England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Channel Islands, Islands of Scotland, Falkland Islands, Isle of Man, Isles of Scilly.

Andorra, Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Faroe Islands, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Greenland, Holy See (Vatican City State), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland.

Algeria, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Aruba, Australia, Azerbaijan, Bahamas, Bahrain, Barbados, Bermuda, Bolivia, Brazil, Brunei Darussalam, Canada, Cayman Islands, China, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Egypt, El Salvador, Equatorial Guinea, French Guiana, Georgia, Grenada, Guatemala, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Honduras, Hong Kong, India, Israel, Japan, Jamaica, Jordan, Korea, Kuwait, Lao People's Democratic Republic, Madagascar, Mexico, Moldova, Netherlands Antilles, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Oman, Pakistan, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Qatar, Russian Federation, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Singapore, St. Helena, St. Pierre and Miquelon, Taiwan, Trinidad and Tobago, Turks and Caicos Islands, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United States, Uruguay, US Minor Outlying Islands, Virgin Islands (British), Virgin Islands (U.S.), Yemen.

Track your order in 4 simple steps

Want us to keep you posted on your order? Well, now you can keep track of it yourself via our website. Simply follow these easy steps;

  1. Log in to your account
  2. Click My Orders on the left hand side of the page
  3. Find the desired order and click ‘View Order’ (complete orders can be tracked)
  4. Click ‘Track Your Order’ (a new window will open providing the tracking information)

Please note: We update the tracking information at the end of each day, so you may not be able to track your order for up to 24 hours.

It may not be a race, but we promise your order will with you as quickly as possible. Plus, by tracking your order you can find out when it is likely to reach the finish line!