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5 Reasons You Should Try Pussy Pumps


Petrified of pussy pumps? Not sure you have the balls to try one? Well don’t be a wimp; talk of these deviant devices is on everyone’s lips, and here are 5 UberKinky Reasons why...

Pussy Pumps - Sensational Suction
1.

Allow yourself to get sucked in...

So, you’ve never experienced the unique sensations that pumping has to offer? Well, that sucks! When it comes to pussy pumping, the supreme suction provided is bound to have you on the climactic brink within moments. It is much more powerful and gratifying than simply sucking with the mouth. That’s because the sensation is more intense and is spread across the whole area, rather than focused on one particular spot. This suction alone is likely to make you orgasm, possibly more than once. Trust us; it’ll blow you away!

I tried this product for the first time last night and I am in love! I got great suction from all three and the suction on the clit is AMAZING!! This product had to cumming in no time. Size Matters Twisted Triplets Nipple and Clit Suckers - Dani

Pussy Pumps - Tantalisingly Tight
2.

Squeeze in time for some salacious sex play...

Remember the time that guy complained your vagina was too tight?! No? Well, that’s because it never happened. When it comes to your pussy, there’s no such thing as too tight. In fact, the tighter the better. Luckily for you, a salacious side effect of pussy pumping is a much tighter hole, and you know what that means? Greater gratification for both you and your playmate! Men enjoy their cock being enveloped and squeezed with every stroke, while women get to grips with much stronger stimulation. So don’t be stingy, share the fun!

Would recommend for the more adventurously minded females to have great fun with, on their own or with a partner. Vulva Pump - BobbyM

Pussy Pumps - Heightened Sensitivity
3.

It’s high time you got a little touchy feely...

Increased sensitivity is always high on our list of priorities here at UberKinky. Pumping up your pussy before engaging in any type of sex play guarantees to make it all the more intense. That’s because it increases the blood flow to your best bits, making them supremely sensitive. That means every touch, lick, suck and stroke is marvellously magnified and feels new, exciting and MUCH more powerful. However you choose to play once the pump comes off is up to you, but be sure to make the most of that increased sensitivity. See, it's really not a snesitive subject!

My cilt is huge after use and oral pleasure. Having it sucked off by my boyfriend is so intense. He loves my extra long clit! Size Matters Twisted Triplets Nipple and Clit Suckers - OralLover

Pussy Pumps - Submissive Satisfaction
4.

Snap up the opportunity for power exchange...

We see it as our duty to give you the lowdown on pussy pumps! Pumping with a partner adds an element of control and power exchange to your play. That’s because someone else is responsible for the sensations experienced. This can be a real thrill for the pair of you. For this type of play it is vital that you trust each other implicitly, and it is a good way to demonstrate the fact. When it comes to more extreme BDSM play, pussy pumps are often used to cause controlled pain. Never give up on superior satisfaction; now do as you’re told!

I love the feeling I get twisting a little and feeling my clit slowly being drawn into the tube. I have worn them for about 10 minutes so far and have cum three times already! Size Matters Twisted Triplets Nipple and Clit Suckers - Dani

Pussy Pumps - The Look
5.

You’ll soon see why eyes are drawn to those luscious lips...

It’ll be all eyes on those luscious lips... and no, we’re not talking about the ones on your face, people! That look of a pumped up pussy is one of our very favourite sights here at UberKinky. So, why not give your lady parts the love they deserve and prepare for a decidedly pretty poontang? We all know that size matters, though there are still those few that try to deny it ;) and for those that like all things large, using a pussy pump certainly won’t disappoint. So, when it comes to kissable lips, you’ll soon see what we mean!

The clit which was very sunken is now sitting a little prouder and has become much more sensitive; a great improvement. Size Matters Twisted Triplets Nipple and Clit Suckers - Kaycee

Don’t get sucked into thinking that pussy pumps are just for the extreme! Not only do they promise to help you hit the big time, they also deliver unrivalled sensations and superior sex play. So, don’t blow it; experience pumped up pleasure today!

Which Pussy Pump
Should I Choose?

Okay, so you’re feeling pretty pumped about trying one of these tantalising toys, but choosing one that’s right is sucking all of the fun out of it? Well assisting you guys is our labia of love! So here are the UberKinky beginner recommendations;

LA Pump Pussy Pump

1. LA Pump Pussy Pump

This pussy pump guarantees to aid you on your quest for swollen pussy stardom! Available in three different sizes, it is ergonomically shaped and cleverly crafted to provide maximum comfort and optimum results. The state of the art air valve maintains a vacuum, even when the hose is disconnected from the cylinder. Additionally, it is made from fine quality material that doesn’t contain latex or phthalates. The best kind of entertainment to come out of LA! LA Pump Pussy Pump

Fetish Fantasy Perfect Touch Vibrating Vaginal Pump

2. Fetish Fantasy Perfect Touch Vibrating Vaginal Pump

Want to add a touch of vibration to your pumping play? This stunning suction device comes complete with a multi-speed bullet vibrator and textured ticklers for intense stimulation. The ergonomically crafted cup fits perfectly over the vulva, while the wide base and super soft vinyl creates the perfect seal. Extremely comfortable and highly effective, this clever contraption contains no latex or phthalates. Get your hands on one today! Fetish Fantasy Perfect Touch Vibrating Vaginal Pump

Size Matters Pussy Pump Accessory

3. Size Matters Pussy Pump Accessory

A girl can never have too many accessories! Compatible with all standard trigger pumps, this cylinder is ergonomically crafted and tapered to follow the natural shape of your body. Hand crafted from industrial strength acrylic, it does not contain latex or phthalates and promotes ease of use. Designed for maximum comfort and perfect pleasure, it promises to stay in its place until the pressure is released. It’s kind of a big deal! Size Matters Pussy Pump Accessory

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Further Reading

To make sure you always feel like the cat that got the cream, check out the following UberKinky guides;

Beginner’s Guide to Vacuum Pumps

Beginner’s Guide to Vacuum Pumps