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Beginner's Guide To Kinky Sex Toys




So, your kinky curiosity has got the better of you? And so it begins...

Like all things XXX-treme? Sure you do... that’s why you’re here, right?! Well, fear not UberKinksters; you’re not alone. There are a great many perverted products out there that are more than willing to keep you company on your abnormal adventures. Luckily for you, we’ve broken them down for you in this comprehensive guide.

So, whether you love that sadistic stretch, you’re hooked on anal, or you simply like the sound of urethral play, you need look no further when it comes to kinky sex toys!

 
safety

Safety First!

It’s safe to say that this is mostly common sense. However, there are certainly some extremely important points worth mentioning!

Size matters (of course), but that’s not to say bigger is always better. Choose a product that you are comfortable with and take things slowly. Never make unrealistic demands of your body; otherwise it could lead to injury. If in doubt, and particularly if you’re new to sex toys, start small.

Now, we’re gunna go out on a limb here and say that this is probably not the first time you’ve played with a sex toy. However, since you’re reading this guide, it’s safe to assume that you’re just starting out when it comes the more extreme end of the spectrum. But fear not, folks; we’ll ease you in gently... we promise!

There are a number of basic points to consider when it comes to sex toy safety, most of which we have covered in our UberKinky Beginner’s Guide to Sex Toys. However, when dealing with the even kinkier commodities, it’s important that you take extra care. Remember; size matters, so start small! It’s true that most of the items we cover in this guide are larger than life, but remember this means that they have more potential to cause damage if you’re not ready for them. Take things slowly and never rush or force things. Listen to your body/each other and stop immediately if you experience any pain. Finally, you can never have too much lube!

Right, let’s get one thing straight, kinky companions; your safety is of paramount importance to us! So, be sure to follow these simple dos and don’ts and you’ll be playing safely in no time;

safety

Do

  • Clean toys before and after use (Read our Beginner’s Guide to Sex Toys for more information)
  • Use plenty of lubricant (make sure it’s compatible with your chosen toy and for electrosex, use a conductive gel)
  • Opt for a toy that doesn’t contain latex or phthalates where possible
  • Use a condom if toy is porous/contains latex
  • Make sure non porous toys are sterilised before sharing
safety

Don't

  • Share porous toys
  • Rush things
  • Use toys in multiple holes without cleaning in between
  • Play with toys that are broken or damaged
  • Use a toy for a different purpose than specified
 
types

Types of Kinky Sex Toys

We’d hate to typecast you, after all; who knows?! You might enjoy a little bit of everything. So here’s a brief summary of all of the kinky commodities available. You know what they say, “Everything is good for you in moderation”!

Electrosex
1.

Electro Sex

Want to know why there’s such a buzz about electrosex? Well, that’s no shock! The chances are if you’re ready to turn up the voltage in your kinky sex play, you’ll just love this electrifying escapade. Using a variety of different methods, electrostim introduces a small electric current to the body, tantalising the nerve endings and causing waves of pleasurable endorphins to be released. As a result you will experience a natural high and elated state. Not to mention an incredibly intense and powerful orgasm. Choose from cock and ball toys, electrosex insertables, violet wands and more. It will certainly super-charge your sex life! View All Electrosex Equipment

fisting toy
2.

Fisting Toys

Hands up if you like play that packs a punch!? Well, you can’t beat a bit of fisting folks, and that’s regardless of whether you’re playing alone or with a friend. Not only does it open you up to all new and exciting sensations, it also delivers a truly satisfying stretch and a feeling of fullness which is unbelievably intense and satisfying. Additionally, pleasurable and unique signals being sent to the brain result in overwhelming euphoria. So, now you can experience all of the salacious satisfaction of fisting without getting your hands dirty. There are a variety of toys available, so you’re bound to find the answer to your side-prayers! View All Fisting Toys

huge butt plug
3.

Huge Butt Plugs

Now, it’s not the first time, and it certainly won’t be the last time you hear it, UberKinky friends; SIZE MATTERS! So, if your greedy butts never seem satisfied, it’s time that you took a look at the selection of HUGE butt plugs on offer. For some, a simple light bite will suffice as a means of filling that hole; however others need something a little more substantial. The unique sensations wearing a larger butt plug brings are intense to say the least. Not only do they provide greater nerve stimulation, they also deliver an added stretch and feeling of fullness that is unparalleled. So, if you haven’t found your perfect plug just yet, there’s no need to get bummed out; set your sights on something bigger! View All Huge Butt Plugs

anal hook
4.

Anal Hooks

Get your hands on one of these deviant devices and, we promise, you’ll be hooked! An anal hook can be used merely as a sex toy to stimulate the nerve endings and tantalise the prostate (if you’re a man, of course), both of which deliver intense and gratifying pleasure. However, it can also be used as a kinky BDSM tool to keep subs standing upright and at your mercy. It can even be tied to ropes or other restraints, making doubly sure to keep them in their place. The more they squirm and writhe, the deeper the hook goes. Typically crafted using stainless steel and featuring a ball on the end, the muscles contract to hold it in place. Don’t hang around; playing with this toy is always ‘off the hook’! View All Anal Hooks

urethral sound
5.

Urethral Sounds

You’re sure to like the sound of this! There’s a wide variety of urethral sounds to choose from, whether long and curved to tantalise the prostate, or short and slender to stretch out your urethra, they are each designed to stimulate the nerve endings, sending pleasurable signals to the brain and enabling you to achieve an incredibly intense orgasm. Urethral sounds typically have a rounded tip for easy insertion. Some are ridged and textured for added stimulation and there are a variety of different materials to choose from. As always, lubricant is a must. It’ll be a ‘sound’ experience! View All Urethral Sounds

spreader bars
6.

Spreader Bars

You’re barred (literally)! If you want to combine kinky sex play with beautiful bondage, a spreader bar is the ideal choice. Keeping the wearer in the perfect position for ‘spot’ on teasing and pleasing, it forces them into a position and enables them to maintain it for that much longer. Bottoms are unable to wriggle and writhe out of place, making this toy also the perfect accompaniment for a little bit of BDSM. Some spreader bars put the wearer into a position that could even be deemed as humiliation play. So, whether you simply want to kink up your sex play, or come and join us over on the dark side, this is one spread that looks good enough to eat! View All Spreader Bars

fucking machine
7.

Fucking Machines

Struggling to find someone that can keep up? Well now there’s a perfect solution. A Fucking Machine promises to help you get your fill, even when you’re all alone. Designed for ‘spot’ on satisfaction, you will enjoy hands free gratification, without having to do any work. Typically featuring a rod with a dildo attached, it always dig deep to hit that sensitive spot and ensure that you reach climax even quicker. Creating intense vibrations that resonate through the entire body, this deviant device is not for the faint of heart. It can even be used as a punishment tool during a BDSM scene if desired. This is one machine that will get your motor running! View All Fucking Machines

Inflatable Butt Plugs
8.

Inflatable Butt Plugs

These tantalising toys are designed for easy insertion, followed by an intense anal stretching experience. They offer all the deviant delights that a huge butt plug has to offer, but without the discomfort that may be felt upon insertion. Experience the unique sensations as it teases your anal sphincter, increasing in intensity as the butt plug gradually inflates. A supreme combination of scintillating stretch and fantastic fullness, it results in a wave of euphoria that floods the brain. So, if you’re anal about your sex play, but have yet to find something that satisfies, take a look at the collection of inflatable butt plugs on offer. It’s one plug guarantees to turn you on! View All Inflatable Butt Plugs

Penis Plugs
9.

Penis Plugs

A penis plug promises to have you feeling really wired! Tantalising the nerve endings that sit just behind the head of the penis, a plug leads to intense stimulation, heightened sensitivity and an incredibly powerful orgasm. That supreme stretch alone will have you on the climactic verge, plus adding a little bling to your thing is a terrific turn on, whether playing alone or with a friend. Ideal for those that wish to engage in a little bit of urethral play, or simply sound out the sensations before digging a little deeper, a penis plug can be used for intensified sexual gratification or a wee bit of brutal BDSM play. Trust us; it’s powerful play! View All Penis Plugs

 

Further Reading

Now, to further your knowledge on kinky sex toys, it’s vital that you take a look at the following UberKinky guides;

Beginner's Guide to Sex Toy Materials

Beginner's Guide to Sex Toy Materials

Beginner's Guide to Lubricant

Beginner's Guide to Lubricant

Beginner's Guide to Sex Toys

Beginner's Guide to Sex Toys