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Beginner's Guide To Nuru Massage


So, after reading our 5 Reasons You Should Try Nuru Massage you’re beginning to get a handle on what it has to offer? Well, we’re touched that you’re taking the time to read our informative guides!

We’d hate to think that we were pushing you into anything, but Nuru massage is one sensational slide that all of us grownups should enjoy. So, whether you’re searching for superior stimulation, slippery satisfaction, supreme sensuality, or you simply want to turn your hand to something new, you’re in the right place. Now, no pressure, but if you want to ensure that your bodywork is always top knotch, it’s imperative that you read on!

 
What is Nuru Massage?

What is Nuru Massage?

Still not entirely sure what a Nuru massage is? Fear not; we won’t rub it in, we’re simply here to tell you all about it. And since it is fast becoming the most popular form of erotic massage in the world that must be a huge relief!

Now, bearing in mind that ‘Nuru’ means slippery in Japanese, we’re sure your imagination will give you some indication of what’s involved. A Nuru massage can only be performed using the eponymous gel. This traditional formula is concocted using powerful Nori seaweed, aloe vera, chamomile and grapefruit extracts. It is transparent and deliciously slippery, while being incredibly easy to wash off. Essential for achieving optimum glide, it not only offers numerous health, therapeutic and sexual benefits, it also delivers full body to body sensual pleasure.

So, imagine using your whole naked body to massage your playmate. Sounds good, doesn’t it?

 
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Getting Started

Don’t run before you can walk! Our step by step guide is a stroke of genius when it comes to giving the perfect Nuru massage. So don’t let superior satisfaction slip through your fingers, take a look today;

Nuru Massage – Be Prepared
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Be prepared – don’t blow it by being unorganised...

Inflate your airbed, or have waterproof sheets in place. Not only will this keep your bed dry and aid a quick clean up, it also ensures that no Nuru gel is absorbed, meaning things can stay slippery for longer. It’s always a good idea to keep towels handy too, for any excess mess. And remember; things are going to be HOT! We’re talking literally here. So, although you’ll be getting hot and steamy during your Nuru massage, make sure you set your thermostat to the optimum temperature of 28 degrees prior to your play.

Nuru Massage – Set the Scene
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Set the scene – give them a taste of supreme sensuality...

Listen up UberKinky friends; this is very important! News of a Nuru massage is music to everyone’s ears. So why not select a few tunes to really enhance the mood and stimulate those senses? We also recommend lighting a few scented candles to add to the ambience.

Nuru Massage – Run a Warm Bath
3.

Run a warm bath – things will really start to heat up...

So, you thought you’d read enough to just dive straight in? Well, we hate to burst your bubble, but there’s still plenty more you need to know. A warm bath is the perfect way to relax, keeping the body supple and flexible. At the same time as running a bath, place your container of Nuru gel into a sink or bowl of hot water. This will allow the heat to penetrate the gel.

Nuru Massage – Have a Bath Together
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Have a bath together - get warmed up and wet before getting started...

Want to get really wet? Well, Nuru is about to make a real splash in your out of hour’s activities! Wet and supple skin is essential for a nuru massage to work correctly. Like you needed an excuse to have a bath together! Take this opportunity to explore every single inch of each other’s bodies and build up anticipation for what’s to come. We promise, things will never dry up!

Nuru Massage – Mix Things Up
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Mix things up – find just the right combination...

You’re almost ready for your just deserts! Pour the gel into a wooden bowl and gradually mix it with warm water until you reach the desired consistency. Add only a tiny bit at a time so that the mixture does not become too runny. Mixing with two hands can make finding the right consistency easier; it should be gloopy, but by no means watery.

Nuru Massage – Make the Move
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Make the move – here’s one you prepped earlier...

It’s time to put the moves on them! Make your way to the pre-prepared area. At this point ask your playmate to lie down on their front. Drip the silky smooth gel sensually over their wet naked back. Gently massage the shoulders and back with your hands before pouring gel all over your own naked body. Now, using every single part of your body (fingers, hands, feet, toes, bum, breasts), rub in the gel for the ultimate body to body sensual massage; start at the top and work your way down. Then ask them to turn over for a repeat performance. Trust us; it’s moving!

Nuru Massage – Position Yourself
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Position yourself – don’t be given the slip; make sure you get a turn...

Switch over and experience Nuru from a different angle! Once your playmate is slippery, wet and feeling hot, change positions and allow them to glide over your body sexually and sensually. Once again, they should start at the top and work their way down slowly, using every part of their body to massage in that gratifying gel. It’s unlikely that your massage will end there, but don’t despair; Nuru gel can also be used as a lube for the ultimate climactic experience.

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A perfect match for our Vinyl Bed Sheet, this pillow case looks and feels superb. Plus we can relax knowing no matter how wet and messy we get, there’ll be nothing to clean up afterwards. Fetish Collection Vinyl Pillow Case

Fetish Collection Vinyl Bed Sheet

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Further Reading

For all of the Reasons You Should Try Nuru Massage laid bare, check out our UberKinky guide;

5 Reasons You Should Try Nuru Massage