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Mr. Ed Anatomically Correct Horse Dildo 17.5 Inches

£69.99

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  1. Anatomically correct replica of a horse penis
  2. Take your pony play to new depths
  3. Can be worn in some strap on harnesses with large o rings
  4. Goes in deep and satisfies your dark horse desires

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Description

If you’re into all things equine then get on over to UberKinky and don’t spare the horses! The Mr. Ed Anatomically Correct Horse dildo is 19 inches of pure stallion horse power. From its bulbous tip to its dangly ball sack, Mr. Ed goes in deep and satisfies your dark horse desires. Wear Mr Ed with pride in your favourite strap on harness (if you can find an o-ring big enough that is!) and give your power bottom the ride of their life.

Get your own erotic menagerie going with our Mr Ed Horse Dildo, he’s anatomically correct right down to the very last detail and he’s sure to fill you up with every inch of his phthalate free shaft. Yee-haw!

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Additional Information

SKU / Product Code 83050
Brand TSX Toys
Harness Compatible Yes
Circumference 19cm (7.5 inches)
Insertable Length 44.45cm (17.5 inches)
Length 48.26cm (19 inches)
Overall Diameter 6cm (2.36 inches)
Does Not Include Latex, Phthalates
Colour Black, Pink
Material PVC

Mr. Ed Anatomically Correct Horse Dildo 17.5 Inches Reviews

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Customer Review Summary
5 Reviews (8)
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Total : 8 Reviews
it does not get any better than this
Review by rammein posted on 3 March 2015
my wife shuddered at the site of this and after a lot of fore play she said she was ready but we or should say she took in slowly , results are she has never orgasmed so much and a few little squirts for the 1st time , now I watch as she takes it all and I go in the back door to give even more pleasure, well worth every penny
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(20 of 21 people found this review helpful)
AMAZING
Review by R-Sass posted on 18 April 2015
I really like ponies
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(20 of 22 people found this review helpful)
help!
Review by horse posted on 23 April 2016
i really like this but does anyone know how i can recharge my power suit on fallout 4?
like i really need to know cus i cant carry on!

UberKinky Says: Power armour runs on fusion cores. You can't recharge them but you can find them quite often plugged into reactors in old bases or trade for them, and sometimes you get them as loot when you kill robots.You need to find a fusion core and transfer the core from your inventory to the suit’s chest inventory.

-Mistress Victoria
UberKinky
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(20 of 25 people found this review helpful)
One you won't out grow in a hurry.
Review by Dyckia posted on 25 February 2015
Size is the first striking element as it hangs below the knee from a supporting waist-strap, swinging, pendulous and life-like, proportional and fresh. The first half to the sheath is large enough in its own right, long and fat, filling and comfortable, then with a small push it's over the sheath mid way and then it's another ball game!
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(14 of 18 people found this review helpful)
i loved every inch of it great
Review by bum man posted on 1 January 2016
I love it that much I use it every day I love getting it all the way up butt a very happy man wow what a monster
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(12 of 13 people found this review helpful)
The wife loves it
Review by good hubby posted on 12 November 2015
Its flexable and she says it feels great better than three in a bed
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(7 of 7 people found this review helpful)
Awesome
Review by Dirty boi! posted on 19 May 2016
Ooooo boy it's huge but so much fun girlfriend wants to use it on me every night now!
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(6 of 6 people found this review helpful)
wow
Review by p posted on 28 May 2016
Defo bigger than i expected had/having alot of fun trying to take the whole thing i can get to about 1"1/2 from the sheath but cant get any more atm but going to keep trying
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Questions & Answers

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Question by: kinkydildofan on 30 Dec 2015 21:02:00
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Hi, I'm planning on getting this toy to use anally on myself. I wonder if the toy is "hard" or rigid, so that it won't bend around the first anal "curve", or is it flexible, so lubed well enough it will pass the curve. I have used flexible double dildos up to 13" and 15", and gotten them all in without a problem.

Thank you for a great, informative site!
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Answer by: Louise (Admin) on 31 Dec 2015 10:54:00
The Mr. Ed Anatomically Correct Horst Dildo is rigid enough to penetrate, but remains extremely flexible. It should therefore bend in the anal canal without a problem.
I hope this helps. If you have any additional questions, please do not hesitate to get in touch.
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Question by: Paul Smith on 29 Sep 2014 09:00:00
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What strapon harness do you recommend for this monster
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Answer by: Mistress Victoria (Admin) on 29 Sep 2014 10:00:00
Hello,

Some strap on harnesses will allow you to change out the rings. If you have a strap on harness with a very large stretchy o-ring, the Mr. Ed Horse Dildo should fit. Another option would be to contact Kinky Monkey. They do custom strap on harnesses at great prices. If you're familiar with Mistress DomStrapOn aka DSO, Kinky Monkey has made custom harnesses to support and securely hold her massive extreme dildos for vigorous use. If you're interested, let me know and we can contact Kinky Monkey for you and you can combine your dildo and harness in one order.

Hope this helps!
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