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This Log was made with love by Ox himself out of pure platinum silicone. It's safe to use with any lubricant. Don’t ignore the call of doody! The Oxballs Log is easy to clean and won't leave skid marks. Just wash with hot, soapy water, soak in bleach water or pop this turd in your dishwasher.
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|SKU / Product Code||82081|
|Circumference||9cm (3.5 inches) to 14cm (5.5 inches)|
|Insertable Length||15cm (6 inches)|
|Length||20cm (8 inches)|
|Washing Instructions||Wash with hot soapy water, soak in bleach water or pop in the dishwasher|
|Customer Review Summary|
|5 Reviews (1)|| |
- This turd-ally shit sex toy is the most faeces-ious I've ever seen!
Apart from thinking ‘crap!‘ when I first caught sight of the dildo, I hoped it wasn’t as shit as it first appeared. Would this huge steamer be hugely steamy, or would my masturbation be totally down the toilet?
If you’re offended by poop jokes, visual representations of poo or have a weak tummy then you probably won’t like this sex toy. It’s not one that caught my eye for sensual reasons. I don’t find it sexually arousing or attractive. I am not into scat and I don’t fantasise about inserting or ingesting poo.
Of course there are plenty of scat lovers and fetishists out there who will adore this poop based sex toy for the more obvious reasons. It’s undoubtedly safer to suck on that real poo, tastes better (no I have not done a comparison) and doesn’t smear anywhere.
As an object of pure amusement (though not probably borne out of purity) the Oxballs Log is not the cheapest gag toy you could buy. At over £60 the price reflects the size, the body safe (honest), non-porous material and the specific niche attraction of this dildo. If this does seem like your thing though, you’re on to a winner here – all the pleasure, none of the strain.
Top marks! See the full review and photos at my Cara Sutra sex blog.