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UberKinky Periodic Table of Kink Poster


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  1. Standard A1 size - perfect for framing
  2. Get clued in on the most popular kinks based on Google searches
  3. The perfect gift for the kinkster who has it all
  4. Colour coded blocks with key to determine fetish category
  5. Be inspired & try something new

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SKU: 83419

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Looking for a list of lascivious endeavours to plaster across your dungeon wall? The UberKinky Periodic Table of Kink will open your eyes to a whole new world of the most searched for fetishes by month based on Google searches. So, which do you think is more popular – Cake Farts or Cream Pies? The answer may surprise you. All who feast their eyes on your risqué reproduction of our labour of love will see you as a kinked up and clued in UberKinkster when it comes to the fetish scene. From A for Anal to ZA for Electro Sex , our UberKinky Periodic Table of Kink has got it all and more.

Just admit it; you periodically enjoy a bit of kink, right? Then hopefully our table will help you identify certain activities that appeal to you, inspiring you to try new things. You never know; it may even challenge your hypothesis about certain pastimes. With a format almost identical to that of the original Periodic Table, our raunchy revamp has colour coded blocks, with a key at the top to determine which category each individual fetish falls under. Central to each block you’ll find a symbol for the specific kink, and underneath it, the name of said kink. The number in the top left hand corner represents the average number of monthly searches on Google. So, not only can you become clued up kinksters when it comes to the fetish scene, you can also determine which activities are the most popular.

This perverted poster demonstrates that you don’t have to be a scientist to experiment folks, but a little bit of role play never hurt anyone... or did it?!

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Additional Information

SKU / Product Code 83419
Brand UberKinky
Height 59.4cm (23.4 inches)
Size Standard A1 size poster
Colour N/A
Material Paper

UberKinky Periodic Table of Kink Poster Reviews

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Customer Review Summary
5 Reviews (6)
Total : 6 Reviews
very nice
Review by curio_sity posted on 18 December 2014
The UberKinky Periodic Table of Kink isole very nice and I really appreciated your effort!!
Moreover it can provide new STIMULATING ideas!!
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Periodic Table of Kink.
Review by RickyVolt posted on 23 December 2014
An excellent attempt at maping the sexual experience!
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Very amused
Review by Colin posted on 11 March 2015
I saw these advertised an knew I needed this in my life. What a great addition to my life and now my wall.

Can't wait to tick more off
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Great chart for science / kink boffins!
Review by SissyChristine posted on 26 November 2015
Great charts - mapped out just like the gold ol' periodic table with every conceivable kinky you can imagine (and quite a few you might not have!)
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Amazing Poster
Review by ShadowWolf posted on 24 May 2016
I really love this poster. I immediately went and bought a frame and hung it on my wall. I'd recommend the 33"x 36" sized poster for it. I just love reading all the elements, a lot of thought went into this poster design and it shows. ^-^
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Very clever and very well done
Review by Super fun item for the dungeon wall posted on 19 February 2017
This poster representation of the elements of kink would make a fine decorative addition to any playspace. It's amusing, informative and quite beautifully done.
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Questions & Answers

Have a question about this product?
Question by: Ashayla on 13 Feb 2016 04:20:00
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Do you ship to the US?
Answer by: Mistress Victoria (Admin) on 15 Feb 2016 14:36:00

Yes, we do ship to America. have a look at our delivery information to see cost and size restrictions
Question by: Axel on 1 Feb 2015 00:06:00
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Any plans for a PDF version? I'd love a copy but it's not that practical as a poster!!
Answer by: Mistress Victoria (Admin) on 2 Feb 2015 11:28:00