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We have recently been advised of a potential security issue and some serious design flaws relating to the Qiui Cellmate Male Chastity Device. As such, we have discontinued sale of the item, effective immediately. And, for those that have previously purchased/won the item from UberKinky, you have been contacted directly via e-mail to organise store credit.

We promised you perverted promos, gratifying giveaways and deviant discounts throughout the entire month of September, and we NEVER disappoint! So, expect the good times to keep on cumming, because this week’s giveaway is bigger and better than ever! Indeed, we have got an Oxballs Bucket of Sex Toys Worth Over £500 to give away to one lucky kinky connoisseur.

That’s right, it’s our birthday, and this year we turn the big 1-4! So, as always, we’re donning our birthday suits and preparing to party HARD, from the appropriate social distance, of course! And, as always, we’ve decided to shower YOU with gifts! So, watch out for plenty of gratifying giveaways, perverted promos, and deviant discounts throughout September. And the icing on the cake?! We’re giving away not one, but two Qiui Cellmate Chastity Devices this week.

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Santa has emptied his sack early at UberKinky HQ. So, if you’re dreaming of a white XXXmas, have we got the perfect prezzie for you?!

Whatever the obscene occasion, we’re always prepared to don our birthday suits here at UberKinky! The fact that it IS our birthday is merely a happy coincidence.

Now, you know us, we’re not ones to brag! Especially about it being our Birthday… You probably didn’t even realise, right?! Well, because sharing’s caring and all that, we like to spread the love (as well as the legs) to keep you cumming back for more. So, keep your eyes peeled this September, folks, because we have plenty of offers and giveaways to satiate your salacious appetite.

Forget the love hearts, chocolates and flowers, folks! Now it’s time for an entirely new kind of celebration. And, in this one, perfectly wrapped packages will remain unopened for quite some time… That’s right, kinky companions, International Male Chastity Day has cum around again, and this year we’re making it bigger and better than ever!

That’s right, folks; today marks the 10th annual International Fetish Day! So, in honour of this momentous occasion we’re donning our very favourite perverted purple finery, as well as pulling out all the salacious stops for you guys. In addition to offering £10 off all orders over £40 until midnight on Sunday (20th), we’re also affording you lucky UberKinksters the chance to win a premium Perverts Wear Purple Package worth over £130.

Want to feel like all your Christmases have come at once?! Well, Santa has already emptied his sack and showered us with gratifying goodies aplenty here at UberKinky HQ! As such, we’re affording you the chance to get your hands on some perverted prezzies of your own. Indeed, one of you lucky UberKinksters will get your hands on a Kinky Christmas Hamper worth over £200. And, trust us, once you realise the magic it will do for your sex play, you won’t be able to restrain yourself!