Whatever the obscene occasion, we’re always prepared to don our birthday suits here at UberKinky! The fact that it IS our birthday is merely a happy coincidence.
Now, you know us, we’re not ones to brag! Especially about it being our Birthday… You probably didn’t even realise, right?! Well, because sharing’s caring and all that, we like to spread the love (as well as the legs) to keep you cumming back for more. So, keep your eyes peeled this September, folks, because we have plenty of offers and giveaways to satiate your salacious appetite.
Forget the love hearts, chocolates and flowers, folks! Now it’s time for an entirely new kind of celebration. And, in this one, perfectly wrapped packages will remain unopened for quite some time… That’s right, kinky companions, International Male Chastity Day has cum around again, and this year we’re making it bigger and better than ever!
That’s right, folks; today marks the 10th annual International Fetish Day! So, in honour of this momentous occasion we’re donning our very favourite perverted purple finery, as well as pulling out all the salacious stops for you guys. In addition to offering £10 off all orders over £40 until midnight on Sunday (20th), we’re also affording you lucky UberKinksters the chance to win a premium Perverts Wear Purple Package worth over £130.
Want to feel like all your Christmases have come at once?! Well, Santa has already emptied his sack and showered us with gratifying goodies aplenty here at UberKinky HQ! As such, we’re affording you the chance to get your hands on some perverted prezzies of your own. Indeed, one of you lucky UberKinksters will get your hands on a Kinky Christmas Hamper worth over £200. And, trust us, once you realise the magic it will do for your sex play, you won’t be able to restrain yourself!
We’re tempting you over to the dark side this BLACK Friday, with a cock on competition that you don’t want to miss! We have a substantial package of Oxballs treats to give away and it’s just waiting for you to get your hands on it. Worth around £200, this lascivious lucky dip contains best-selling cock rings; including, the Ringer 3 pack, Ultraballs, AIR Sport C-Ring, Unit X, Cocksling 2 – The Original, Tri Squeeze and Tri Sport, making this competition really hard to beat. Enjoy a perverted play party or simply tighten your grip on superior satisfaction, with this sensational selection of sex toys!
With International Fisting Day coming up, we thought what better time to afford you the opportunity of having all the fun of fisting without getting your hands dirty?! That’s right, folks, in honour of this momentous occasion, we’re giving away one of our hugely popular Fuck Muscle Handballer Fisting Dildos to one lucky fisting fan. So, hands up who wants to be in with a chance of winning?!
It’s any excuse to don our birthday suits here at UberKinky HQ! Indeed, the fact that it just so happens to be our birthday really is the icing on the cake…
Seriously, you haven’t heard?! IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY!! That’s right, folks, UberKinky has made it to the big 1-2 this year and we’re pulling out all the stops to make the celebrations bigger and better than ever! Now, we realise we wouldn’t be the well-oiled fucking machine that we are without you; our loyal UberKinksters. So, throughout the sadistic/salacious month of September we’re giving YOU the gifts. Keep your eyes peeled for gratifying giveaways, orgasmic offers, deviant discounts and sadistic sales, because they’re bound to keep on cumming!
September may mark the end of summer, but it’s the time of year when things get really HOT here at UberKinky HQ! That’s right, folks, it’s our birthday month so we’ll make subs cry if we want to…
As always, it may be OUR birthday, but we’re showering YOU with the gifts! So, keep your eyes peeled throughout September, because we’re giving away loads of great gear this year. But, trust us, sadistic celebrations are in full swing (of the sex variety) here in the offices too. Indeed, we’ve already been having our cake and eating it, with the eagerly anticipated annual Great UberKinky Bake Off taking place yesterday.
You bring the steak…!
It’s fast approaching March 14th, folks… and you know what that means! Yep, it’s that time of year that really sucks. Of course, we mean that in the most gratifying way possible. So, it’s time to raid the supermarkets for your favourite cut of steak and prepare your penis for some deep dickin’ action, because Steak & Blowjob day is almost upon us.
