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It’s any excuse to don our birthday suits here at UberKinky HQ! Indeed, the fact that it just so happens to be our birthday really is the icing on the cake…
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September may mark the end of summer, but it’s the time of year when things get really HOT here at UberKinky HQ! That’s right, folks, it’s our birthday month so we’ll make subs cry if we want to…
As always, it may be OUR birthday, but we’re showering YOU with the gifts! So, keep your eyes peeled throughout September, because we’re giving away loads of great gear this year. But, trust us, sadistic celebrations are in full swing (of the sex variety) here in the offices too. Indeed, we’ve already been having our cake and eating it, with the eagerly anticipated annual Great UberKinky Bake Off taking place yesterday.
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It’s fast approaching March 14th, folks… and you know what that means! Yep, it’s that time of year that really sucks. Of course, we mean that in the most gratifying way possible. So, it’s time to raid the supermarkets for your favourite cut of steak and prepare your penis for some deep dickin’ action, because Steak & Blowjob day is almost upon us.