It’s any excuse to don our birthday suits here at UberKinky HQ! Indeed, the fact that it just so happens to be our birthday really is the icing on the cake…
Seriously, you haven’t heard?! IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY!! That’s right, folks, UberKinky has made it to the big 1-2 this year and we’re pulling out all the stops to make the celebrations bigger and better than ever! Now, we realise we wouldn’t be the well-oiled fucking machine that we are without you; our loyal UberKinksters. So, throughout the sadistic/salacious month of September we’re giving YOU the gifts. Keep your eyes peeled for gratifying giveaways, orgasmic offers, deviant discounts and sadistic sales, because they’re bound to keep on cumming!
September may mark the end of summer, but it’s the time of year when things get really HOT here at UberKinky HQ! That’s right, folks, it’s our birthday month so we’ll make subs cry if we want to…
As always, it may be OUR birthday, but we’re showering YOU with the gifts! So, keep your eyes peeled throughout September, because we’re giving away loads of great gear this year. But, trust us, sadistic celebrations are in full swing (of the sex variety) here in the offices too. Indeed, we’ve already been having our cake and eating it, with the eagerly anticipated annual Great UberKinky Bake Off taking place yesterday.
You bring the steak…!
It’s fast approaching March 14th, folks… and you know what that means! Yep, it’s that time of year that really sucks. Of course, we mean that in the most gratifying way possible. So, it’s time to raid the supermarkets for your favourite cut of steak and prepare your penis for some deep dickin’ action, because Steak & Blowjob day is almost upon us.
SIZE DOES MATTER!
Something BIG is happening, folks! So, stock up on lube, because this is one MONSTER giveaway that you do not want to miss. A mere 63 years ago, Godzilla hit the big screens in Japan. Today, it inspires one of the greatest creations known to man! “What the hell is it?” we hear you cry. Well, all set for an anal rampage and promising to leave total arse destruction in its wake, allow us to introduce you to COCKZILLA. This beautiful behemoth will certainly make you scream, but we guarantee it will be in a good way 😉 And to celebrate the release of the film all about its predecessor, we’re giving you the chance to get your hands on it free of charge!
Hands up if you want play that packs a punch! Well, you’re in luck, kinky companions, because UberKinky is on hand to answer all of your ‘side prayers’ this International Fisting Day. So, enjoy all the fun of fisting without getting your hands dirty and, we promise, it won’t be your wallet that takes the hit!
You can’t beat a good, old fashioned piñata party! Unless, of course, you switch out the ass for an Ox and the sweeties for some sex toys. Then, my kinky companions, you’re in for one hell of a time!