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By 16 September 2018 639 Views No comments
Birthday Giveaway - Oxballs Bucket Of Sex Toys Worth Over £450

Birthday Giveaway - Oxballs Bucket Of Sex Toys Worth Over £450

It’s any excuse to don our birthday suits here at UberKinky HQ! Indeed, the fact that it just so happens to be our birthday really is the icing on the cake…

Seriously, you haven’t heard?! IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY!! That’s right, folks, UberKinky has made it to the big 1-2 this year and we’re pulling out all the stops to make the celebrations bigger and better than ever! Now, we realise we wouldn’t be the well-oiled fucking machine that we are without you; our loyal UberKinksters. So, throughout the sadistic/salacious month of September we’re giving YOU the gifts. Keep your eyes peeled for gratifying giveaways, orgasmic offers, deviant discounts and sadistic sales, because they’re bound to keep on cumming!

By 11 September 2018 32 Views
The Fourth Annual UberKinky Bake Off

The Fourth Annual UberKinky Bake Off

September may mark the end of summer, but it’s the time of year when things get really HOT here at UberKinky HQ! That’s right, folks, it’s our birthday month so we’ll make subs cry if we want to…

As always, it may be OUR birthday, but we’re showering YOU with the gifts! So, keep your eyes peeled throughout September, because we’re giving away loads of great gear this year. But, trust us, sadistic celebrations are in full swing (of the sex variety) here in the offices too. Indeed, we’ve already been having our cake and eating it, with the eagerly anticipated annual Great UberKinky Bake Off taking place yesterday.

By 12 March 2018 194 Views
Never Miss Out On Another Steak & Blowjob Day

Never Miss Out On Another Steak & Blowjob Day

You bring the steak…!

It’s fast approaching March 14th, folks… and you know what that means! Yep, it’s that time of year that really sucks. Of course, we mean that in the most gratifying way possible. So, it’s time to raid the supermarkets for your favourite cut of steak and prepare your penis for some deep dickin’ action, because Steak & Blowjob day is almost upon us.

By 12 February 2018 192 Views
International Male Chastity Day 2018

International Male Chastity Day 2018

International Male Chastity Day is coming, but the lucky winner of this spectacular competition won’t be! It’s that time again, folks! We all know that as Valentine’s Day draws closer, the much-loved International Male Chastity Day is just around the corner. It may be long-stemmed roses and chocolates on the 14th, but the 15th is a whole new ball game. So, once you are suitably loved-up, it’s time to get locked up. And, luckily for you, UberKinky is here to help you do just that. Indeed, we’re giving you the opportunity to win one of our very best-selling chastity devices, to help you celebrate in style!
By 15 January 2018 66 Views
International Fetish Day 2018 (Perverts Wear Purple)

International Fetish Day 2018 (Perverts Wear Purple)

This Friday 19th January marks International Fetish Day 2018. And, in honour of this auspicious occasion, we’re affording you lucky perverts the chance to win something purple! Relaxxx, it’s not a bruise. Although, depending on how you choose to play, the end result could be 😉 So, if you’re kinky and you know it there’ll be no clapping of your hands, with the UberKinky Five Piece Purple Locking Restraints Set!
By 11 December 2017 87 Views
Enter To Win A Kinky Christmas Hamper

Enter To Win A Kinky Christmas Hamper

Christmas has CUM early at UberKinky HQ, and you will too when you get a load of this gratifying giveaway!

By 6 November 2017 66 Views
Size Does Matter! Win An Icon Brands Cockzilla BBC Dildo

Size Does Matter! Win An Icon Brands Cockzilla BBC Dildo

SIZE DOES MATTER!

Something BIG is happening, folks! So, stock up on lube, because this is one MONSTER giveaway that you do not want to miss. A mere 63 years ago, Godzilla hit the big screens in Japan. Today, it inspires one of the greatest creations known to man! “What the hell is it?” we hear you cry. Well, all set for an anal rampage and promising to leave total arse destruction in its wake, allow us to introduce you to COCKZILLA. This beautiful behemoth will certainly make you scream, but we guarantee it will be in a good way 😉 And to celebrate the release of the film all about its predecessor, we’re giving you the chance to get your hands on it free of charge!

By 16 October 2017 68 Views
International Fisting Day Is Coming… And You Will Too!

International Fisting Day Is Coming… And You Will Too!

Hands up if you want play that packs a punch! Well, you’re in luck, kinky companions, because UberKinky is on hand to answer all of your ‘side prayers’ this International Fisting Day. So, enjoy all the fun of fisting without getting your hands dirty and, we promise, it won’t be your wallet that takes the hit!

By 25 September 2017 108 Views
Win An Oxballs Pinata That's Had A Good Stuffing...

Win An Oxballs Pinata That's Had A Good Stuffing...

You can’t beat a good, old fashioned piñata party! Unless, of course, you switch out the ass for an Ox and the sweeties for some sex toys. Then, my kinky companions, you’re in for one hell of a time!

By 22 September 2017 79 Views
Getting Lubed Up In The Office

Getting Lubed Up In The Office

Yes, you read that right! But don’t worry this isn’t going to be another saucy erotica. Nowhere in this will you read about her burning loins or how their eyes locked, for which seemed like an eternity. This is purely educational, the fun naughty kind!