It’s UberKinky’s birthday and we’re giving YOU the gift of a free Oxballs Splitz!
UberKinky has grown by leaps and bounds so we’re celebrating seven kinky years of fetish fuelled fun. Be on the lookout for amazing discounts on our most popular items, free gifts, Toy With Me Tuesday fun and birthday give-aways. This week we’re giving away a free Oxballs Splitz ball stretcher with every order over £75. Simply place your order as normal and as long as your total is over £75 (before delivery charges) an Oxballs Splitz in a random colour will be automatically sent with your order while supplies last.
It’s the Chastity Challenge show down!We’ve put our two most popular shorter length chastity devices head to head in a battle to prove once and for all who’s got a smaller profile. In the ring today we have the brawny Birdlocked Mini silicone chastity device going up against the polycarbonate powerhouse CB6000S.
Go fist deep with Crisco fisting lube!
What’s the most popular fisting lube on the market? There are many names thrown around but the one that stands the test of time is good old fashioned Crisco all vegetable shortening. What’s so great about it? Well first off it comes in a discrete pot with an opening wide enough to accommodate the biggest burliest fists.
What a kinky way to 'beat' the heat!It’s been hot in our UberKinky dungeons! Although we’ve got slaves fanning us as we work hard to bring you the best bondage gear in the UK, we also need a little rest from the grind. We took this opportunity to take a break and play a bit of paddle ball UberKinky style with the Fetish Fantasy Designer Paddle!
Top quality fetish gear shops together under one roof - Perfect for a perverted day out!The Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar, or the BBB as it's more commonly known as, is a vast wonderland filled to the rafters with fetish gear filled market stalls. Held on the third Sunday of every month from 11am to 5pm at The Nightingale Club on Kent Street in Birmingham, the atmosphere is one welcoming to both the beginner and the experienced. I attended the June event to see what everyone was raving about and I certainly wasn't disappointed!
Sling is in the airThe birds are singing, the grass is green, daffodils have come and gone. It's time to put your legs up and let someone else enjoy the view! When I took our new RED Bondage Sling out for measuring, we all commented that it looked like a person wearing a very stylish dress in UberKinky colours so we decided to have a little fun with it.
The Princess and Her PaddleWhy is it that when I ask for volunteers to help me demonstrate a product everyone makes themselves scarce? All I asked for was for someone to come out back with me behind our warehouse with a spanking paddle and a camera! I'm sure there are plenty of UberKinkateers out there who would jump at the chance to help Mistress Victoria demonstrate a product.
Soup's on!It's dinner time here at UberKinky and you're cordially invited. We're having fresh tentacle soup for dinner, want some? You had better get some quick before it gets away! I've made a pot of creamy tentacle dildo soup and it looks like to me like it dosen't want to be eaten.
Who Loves UberKinky?Wow! It looks like from the show of hands, UberKinky is well loved and our fans love fisting! Take a look and see if you recognize any familiar fists. My personal favourite has to be the Oxballs Rex who sadly is currently on clearance. We've also got back in the back The Hand Fisting Toy still wrapped in shrink wrap because I thought he looked creepier that way, The Fist of Victory, The red and black Oxballs Fist and from Creative Mouldings: Double Fist Dildo, The Handyman Fist Dildo and The Fist Fisting Dildo.
Music to Dominate to: The UberKinky Exclusive Interview with Paul Domaster