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Birdlocked Mini Vs. CB6000S Chastity Showdown

Birdlocked Mini Vs. CB6000S Chastity Showdown

It’s the Chastity Challenge show down!

We’ve put our two most popular shorter length chastity devices head to head in a battle to prove once and for all who’s got a smaller profile. In the ring today we have the brawny Birdlocked Mini silicone chastity device going up against the polycarbonate powerhouse CB6000S.
15 August 2013
Why is Crisco the Best Fisting Lube?

Why is Crisco the Best Fisting Lube?

Go fist deep with Crisco fisting lube!

What’s the most popular fisting lube on the market? There are many names thrown around but the one that stands the test of time is good old fashioned Crisco all vegetable shortening. What’s so great about it? Well first off it comes in a discrete pot with an opening wide enough to accommodate the biggest burliest fists.

1 August 2013
Paddle Ball - UberKinky Style!

Paddle Ball - UberKinky Style!

What a kinky way to 'beat' the heat!

It’s been hot in our UberKinky dungeons! Although we’ve got slaves fanning us as we work hard to bring you the best bondage gear in the UK, we also need a little rest from the grind. We took this opportunity to take a break and play a bit of paddle ball UberKinky style with the Fetish Fantasy Designer Paddle!
June Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar Review

June Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar Review

Top quality fetish gear shops together under one roof - Perfect for a perverted day out!

The Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar, or the BBB as it's more commonly known as, is a vast wonderland filled to the rafters with fetish gear filled market stalls. Held on the third Sunday of every month from 11am to 5pm at The Nightingale Club on Kent Street in Birmingham, the atmosphere is one welcoming to both the beginner and the experienced. I attended the June event to see what everyone was raving about and I certainly wasn't disappointed!
17 June 2013
It's That Time of Year Again!

It's That Time of Year Again!

Sling is in the air

The birds are singing, the grass is green, daffodils have come and gone. It's time to put your legs up and let someone else enjoy the view! When I took our new RED Bondage Sling out for measuring, we all commented that it looked like a person wearing a very stylish dress in UberKinky colours so we decided to have a little fun with it.
14 May 2013
My Pretty Paddle

My Pretty Paddle

The Princess and Her Paddle

Why is it that when I ask for volunteers to help me demonstrate a product everyone makes themselves scarce? All I asked for was for someone to come out back with me behind our warehouse with a spanking paddle and a camera! I'm sure there are plenty of UberKinkateers out there who would jump at the chance to help Mistress Victoria demonstrate a product.
23 April 2013
Tentacle: It's What's For Dinner

Tentacle: It's What's For Dinner

Soup's on!

It's dinner time here at UberKinky and you're cordially invited. We're having fresh tentacle soup for dinner, want some? You had better get some quick before it gets away! I've made a pot of creamy tentacle dildo soup and it looks like to me like it dosen't want to be eaten.
25 March 2013
Hands Up!

Hands Up!

Who Loves UberKinky?

Wow! It looks like from the show of hands, UberKinky is well loved and our fans love fisting! Take a look and see if you recognize any familiar fists. My personal favourite has to be the Oxballs Rex who sadly is currently on clearance. We've also got back in the back The Hand Fisting Toy still wrapped in shrink wrap because I thought he looked creepier that way, The Fist of Victory, The red and black Oxballs Fist and from Creative Mouldings: Double Fist Dildo, The Handyman Fist Dildo and The Fist Fisting Dildo.
8 January 2013
Interview Time!

Interview Time!

Music to Dominate to: The UberKinky Exclusive Interview with Paul Domaster

When you go to a fetish event, you walk into a wonderland of kinky possibilities with the perfect ambiance. The mood is set with the lights turned down low and erotic sounds permeating from the speakers. The Dj is a vital part of the crew as they set the mood for the evening and take you on a musical journey which could include anything from smooth, sultry sounds to industrial beats fit to fling a flogger to. I was lucky enough to track down Dj Paul Domaster between gigs and get an exclusive interview for an interesting venture into the mind of the Domaster Himself.
3 January 2013
Well Hung

Well Hung

How do you hang your Kinkmas Cards?

Here at UberKinky, we've got a very special way of hanging our Christmas cards. As you may have guessed, we prefer our cards well hung (like so many other things) so when our Kinky Christmas Cards started rolling in this year we knew just how to keep them organized. We've strung them up and clipped them into place with Mawa Klamps! These nipple clamps are my personal favourite as they are not just limited to nipples! Try them on lips, labia, scrotums, crisp packets, sewing, laundry and as you see here...Christmas cards!
18 December 2012