How do you hang your Kinkmas Cards?Here at UberKinky, we've got a very special way of hanging our Christmas cards. As you may have guessed, we prefer our cards well hung (like so many other things) so when our Kinky Christmas Cards started rolling in this year we knew just how to keep them organized. We've strung them up and clipped them into place with Mawa Klamps! These nipple clamps are my personal favourite as they are not just limited to nipples! Try them on lips, labia, scrotums, crisp packets, sewing, laundry and as you see here...Christmas cards!
Get your Christmas Jollies with UberKinkyAs you may have noticed, it takes a special kind of person to work at UberKinky. The kind of person who just isn't right in the head. When you find a handfull of these not right in the head kind of people and put them in a room for 8 hours everyday, things happen. UberKinky things happen.
Ever try to knit in the round with urethral sounds?It's not easy. I found I had knit myself into a corner once I got all the way around to the start of the loop. With the freezing weather we've been having lately, I thought it would be rather fitting to knit a woolly willy warmer for my mister with a set of sounds from our Deluxe Cock Stuffing Urethral Sounds Set. I didn't want him going around with a chilly willy!
Hull Fetish Night Ten warms up a long cold nightIt was a winter wonderland Christmas spectacular in Hull's City Center on Monday night. Once again Hull's kinkiest gathered for the final Hull Fet Night of 2012 and celebrated the year end in style. Nemisis provided the play kit which was dotted around the lavish surroundings of Fantasy Gentlemen's Club. Music was supplied by none other than Paul Domaster himself setting the perfect atmosphere for fun. Everyone was in the festive spirit as the joyous sounds of rhythmic flogging filled the air in time with the ambient music.
We've got a code brown over here!It's not Christmas yet, it's not even December yet! Here at UberKinky we decided to have a dirty protest against all the way too early Christmas festivities with an UberKinky approved Yuletide log. (Just wait till you see our Christmas card design!)
The UberKinky Review of Hull Fetish Night NineBigger and better than ever before, the latest in the Hull Fetish Night series was a night to remember complete with a stylish new venue. Hull Fet 9 was fetish set to fireworks. As the outside world was celebrating Bonfire Night, Hull's erotic elite passed up sparklers for spankings and took over Fantasy Gentlemen's Club in Hull City Centre.
Have a frightfully fun UberweenI love Halloween! It has always been my favourite holiday and back in America, we do it big style! Night clubs are ram packed, rows of haunted houses to tour through, mischief and house parties. Let's not forget all the creative costumes and candy! I was especially excited when Vixen Creations came out with their limited edition Leoweeenie dildos made in the same platinum silicone material but with bats!
Or what I like to call, a typical Saturday night!I've always loved red and black, these two very striking colours in my opinion have always exuded boldness as well decadance. If you ever met me in person, I am more than likely wearing one or both of these glorious colours! This week's Toy With Me Tuesday submission (mmmmm submission!) is called A Study in UberKinky, I chose some brightly coloured toys to go along with some of my own bits from home for an unforgettable UberKinky work of art.
Horsing around with UberKinky!There's not much out there scarier than what goes on in the UberKinky Testing Dungeon and this week's Toy With Me Tuesday post was no exception. This week's theme is Kinky or Scary so I knew the perfect toy to fit into both. When asked if someone would model our Equine Speculum for me, everyone seemed to clench their cheeks as they all said "Neigh!" I only needed a hand model!
What's that sound? Why it's the UberKinky Sound Windchime!These urethral sounds are music to your ears! For this week's Toy With Me Tuesday Post, we took the Cock Stuffing urethral sound set (coming soon to UberKinky!) and created a urethral sound wind chime to hang out back in our UberKinky garden. This project goes hand in hand with our UberKinky Beginners Guide to Penis Plugs and Urethral Sounds where we've provided and in depth guide on how to safely play with your penis plug or urethral sound including UberKinky's picks for the absolute beginner.