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The Humble Pen Tidy

The Humble Pen Tidy

It certanly keeps your pens from walking away...

This week's Toy With Me Tuseday post features our newest product, the Strict Leather Covered Humbler. Just like any decent slave, this delightful CBT device makes itself useful when not being played with. Here we see the Strict Leather Covered Humbler being used as a pen tidy to keep my office supplies nice and tidy. My desk has never been so tidy!
25 September 2012
... And All Because The Lady Loves

... And All Because The Lady Loves

A study in Heliotrope

This week's Toy With Me Tuesday photo showcases a divine gift of pure pleasure in a pleasing and palatable purple. A royal treat isn't always about a jewel in your crown... I love my Crystal Delights Butt Plug with Heliotrope Swarovski crystal! It's an absolutely stunning way to shine from behind! It was given to me by Shellie herself, creator of the Crystal Delights luxury butt plug range.
11 September 2012
Dinner for Two

Dinner for Two

One place setting for your two best friends

This week's Toy With Me Tuesday post features a lovely place setting for two. Sure there's one plate but if you look closely, the dinner napkin is being held in place by none other than the Oxballs Nailed Ball Stretcher! Looks like it's your meat and two veg for din-dins tonight. How's that for a spicy meatball!
4 September 2012
String of Anal Beads

String of Anal Beads

It's always important to remember to accessorise!

Every time I walk by this product in our warehouse, I think of a Flintstone's style necklace so I thought for this week's Toy with me Tuesday I would adorn myself with our Anal Balls from Mister B. I'm sure Wilma would be jealous!
21 August 2012
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Victory!

Victory!

Aftermath of the Simon Walsh extreme pornography court case

The unanimous jury came back with their verdict in less than 90 minutes which cleared Simon Walsh of possessing extreme pornography. This first of its kind court case brought extreme sex acts such as fisting and urethral sounding into the limelight. Now that he has been acquitted, what does this mean for the future?
9 August 2012
Hull Fetish Night Seven

Hull Fetish Night Seven

Last night I attended Hull Fetish Night 7 here in sunny Kingston Upon Hull which was held in a city centre night club called Fuel. Hull Fetish Night is a bi-monthly fetish event here in Hull which features play kits by Nemisis. This event is perfect for those new to the scene as well as BDSM pros.
7 August 2012
Go Team GB

Go Team GB

The Winner's Circle

This week's Toy With Me Tuesday shows UberKinky's support for Team GB in that certain global sporting competition going on this week. Here we see five gorgeous Oxballs Powerballs cock rings to keep our boys going long and strong. Why did we choose an American product to display proudly with a British Flag?
31 July 2012
Build a Bird

Build a Bird

Some Assembly Required

For this week's Toy With Me Tuesday, the inspiration came when I saw an empty box in our warehouse full of packing peanuts when I thought, what if you had to assemble your own sex doll? Choose a pair of feet, choose your boobs, pick a face... a custom Build a Bird creation! It would all come in pieces of course with undiscernable instructions complete with poor clip art and some odd mini tool which you have 20 of and no real use for after you've built your item.
24 July 2012
The Devil May Come

The Devil May Come

UberKinky's second entry in the weekly event, Toy With Me Tuesday gives some insight into the inner workings of UberKinky central. This week, I took the Oxballs Devil Dildo and a few of my minions out back. If you've ever had a nosy at where we're located on Google Maps, then you'll know we're located along the River Hull. As I was wondering around out back waving around my big black 13.5 inch long dildo a big ship went by full of hunky sailors. I'm sure they enjoyed the show!
17 July 2012