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By 11 December 2017 301 Views
Enter To Win A Kinky Christmas Hamper

Enter To Win A Kinky Christmas Hamper

Christmas has CUM early at UberKinky HQ, and you will too when you get a load of this gratifying giveaway!

By 6 November 2017 250 Views
Size Does Matter! Win An Icon Brands Cockzilla BBC Dildo

Size Does Matter! Win An Icon Brands Cockzilla BBC Dildo

SIZE DOES MATTER!

Something BIG is happening, folks! So, stock up on lube, because this is one MONSTER giveaway that you do not want to miss. A mere 63 years ago, Godzilla hit the big screens in Japan. Today, it inspires one of the greatest creations known to man! “What the hell is it?” we hear you cry. Well, all set for an anal rampage and promising to leave total arse destruction in its wake, allow us to introduce you to COCKZILLA. This beautiful behemoth will certainly make you scream, but we guarantee it will be in a good way 😉 And to celebrate the release of the film all about its predecessor, we’re giving you the chance to get your hands on it free of charge!

By 16 October 2017 243 Views
International Fisting Day Is Coming… And You Will Too!

International Fisting Day Is Coming… And You Will Too!

Hands up if you want play that packs a punch! Well, you’re in luck, kinky companions, because UberKinky is on hand to answer all of your ‘side prayers’ this International Fisting Day. So, enjoy all the fun of fisting without getting your hands dirty and, we promise, it won’t be your wallet that takes the hit!

By 25 September 2017 385 Views
Win An Oxballs Pinata That's Had A Good Stuffing...

Win An Oxballs Pinata That's Had A Good Stuffing...

You can’t beat a good, old fashioned piñata party! Unless, of course, you switch out the ass for an Ox and the sweeties for some sex toys. Then, my kinky companions, you’re in for one hell of a time!

By 22 September 2017 189 Views
Getting Lubed Up In The Office

Getting Lubed Up In The Office

Yes, you read that right! But don’t worry this isn’t going to be another saucy erotica. Nowhere in this will you read about her burning loins or how their eyes locked, for which seemed like an eternity. This is purely educational, the fun naughty kind!
By 13 September 2017 198 Views
The Third Annual UberKinky Bake Off

The Third Annual UberKinky Bake Off

It’s our birthday, so we’re having our cake AND eating it! And, with month long celebrations to mark the occasion, our third annual UberKinky Bake Off took place on Monday 11th September. As the biggest and best yet, the standard was incredible this year and our eyes were certainly bigger than our bellies. Indeed, there was so much food available, we’re only just emerging from our sugar induced comas now. But, fear not kinky companions; we’re finally ready to give you a slice of the action!

By 11 September 2017 261 Views
Conquer The Tantus Goliath Super Soft Silicone Dildo

Conquer The Tantus Goliath Super Soft Silicone Dildo

It’s our party and we’ll make subs cry if we want to!

Yep, that’s right folks, it’s our birthday and we’re making sure that, as always, the celebrations are colossus! So, not only are we running mammoth promotions all month long, we’re affording you the opportunity to win some seriously perverted prizes. This time around it’s the Tantus Goliath Super Soft Silicone Dildo. So, do you think you can conquer this beast? Well, realising that deviant dream is but a mere stone’s throw away!

By 25 August 2017 234 Views
Win A Date With A Tantus Destiny Super Soft Silicone Dildo

Win A Date With A Tantus Destiny Super Soft Silicone Dildo

The future’s bright, the future’s… COPPER! If deviance is your Destiny, you’ve come to the right place! Indeed, you can always rely on UberKinky to make your future look even brighter. That’s right, folks; we’ve answered your cries for more gratifying giveaways and upped the ante with this stunning silicone dildo from Tantus. So, you wanted a free ride (get it?!) and we’re affording you the perverted prospect of winning just that!
By 7 August 2017 236 Views
Win A Golden Ticket Godemiche Adam Double Ooh Gold Member Silicone Dildo

Win A Golden Ticket Godemiche Adam Double Ooh Gold Member Silicone Dildo

CUM with me and you’ll be in a world of pure gratification…

Want unlimited access to the ‘chocolate factory’? Well, Willy Wanker (Jeff) and the Lotsa Cock Factory (UberKinky) is giving you the chance to win your very own golden ticket! To celebrate the 46th anniversary of the release of Willy Wonka and the chocolate Factory, we’re serving up this salaciously sweet treat, the Adam Double Ooh Gold Member Silicone Dildo, on a plate. Indeed, so shines a good deed in weary world…

By 7 July 2017 245 Views
Happy Birthday Mistress - Enter to Win a Leather Silicone Core Whip

Happy Birthday Mistress - Enter to Win a Leather Silicone Core Whip

Happy Birthday to me! In celebration of yet another voyage around the sun here at UberKinky we prefer to give you the gifts! This time we've got something extra brutal that I have personally enjoyed on a number of occasions. This Leather Silicone Core Whip is a beast and that's just the way we like it here. Want to enter for your chance to win?