SIZE DOES MATTER!
Something BIG is happening, folks! So, stock up on lube, because this is one MONSTER giveaway that you do not want to miss. A mere 63 years ago, Godzilla hit the big screens in Japan. Today, it inspires one of the greatest creations known to man! “What the hell is it?” we hear you cry. Well, all set for an anal rampage and promising to leave total arse destruction in its wake, allow us to introduce you to COCKZILLA. This beautiful behemoth will certainly make you scream, but we guarantee it will be in a good way 😉 And to celebrate the release of the film all about its predecessor, we’re giving you the chance to get your hands on it free of charge!
Hands up if you want play that packs a punch! Well, you’re in luck, kinky companions, because UberKinky is on hand to answer all of your ‘side prayers’ this International Fisting Day. So, enjoy all the fun of fisting without getting your hands dirty and, we promise, it won’t be your wallet that takes the hit!
You can’t beat a good, old fashioned piñata party! Unless, of course, you switch out the ass for an Ox and the sweeties for some sex toys. Then, my kinky companions, you’re in for one hell of a time!
It’s our birthday, so we’re having our cake AND eating it! And, with month long celebrations to mark the occasion, our third annual UberKinky Bake Off took place on Monday 11th September. As the biggest and best yet, the standard was incredible this year and our eyes were certainly bigger than our bellies. Indeed, there was so much food available, we’re only just emerging from our sugar induced comas now. But, fear not kinky companions; we’re finally ready to give you a slice of the action!
It’s our party and we’ll make subs cry if we want to!
Yep, that’s right folks, it’s our birthday and we’re making sure that, as always, the celebrations are colossus! So, not only are we running mammoth promotions all month long, we’re affording you the opportunity to win some seriously perverted prizes. This time around it’s the Tantus Goliath Super Soft Silicone Dildo. So, do you think you can conquer this beast? Well, realising that deviant dream is but a mere stone’s throw away!
CUM with me and you’ll be in a world of pure gratification…
Want unlimited access to the ‘chocolate factory’? Well, Willy Wanker (Jeff) and the Lotsa Cock Factory (UberKinky) is giving you the chance to win your very own golden ticket! To celebrate the 46th anniversary of the release of Willy Wonka and the chocolate Factory, we’re serving up this salaciously sweet treat, the Adam Double Ooh Gold Member Silicone Dildo, on a plate. Indeed, so shines a good deed in weary world…
Happy Birthday to me! In celebration of yet another voyage around the sun here at UberKinky we prefer to give you the gifts! This time we've got something extra brutal that I have personally enjoyed on a number of occasions. This Leather Silicone Core Whip is a beast and that's just the way we like it here. Want to enter for your chance to win?