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Have A Vanilla Valentine's With UberKinky

That’s right people; Valentine’s Day is just around the corner! So the pressure is on you to find that all important gift. Any ideas? Well luckily for you we’ve got lots, and they’re all things that you can enjoy too. After all, Valentine’s is a day to celebrate being together; so why not do what you do best and enjoy some supreme sex play? If you thought it couldn’t get any better, then you’re in for a real treat! For those who are not quite Uber-Kinky, but enjoy the odd bit of experimentation; check out our recipe for a very vanilla Valentine’s;

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Couple's Vibrator

Lelo Tiani 3

Why you should choose this product this Valentine's

Want to give your playmate good vibrations this Valentine’s? Then we have a couple of words for you; Lelo Tiani. Or, the Lelo Tiani 3 to be exact! We guarantee that this beautiful little bedroom accessory will more than pay for itself in kind. Designed to be worn by the woman during sex, it is perfectly contoured to hit the ‘spot’, whilst gently massaging the clitoris and penis. Made from the highest quality materials with safety and ultimate pleasure in mind, this luxurious gift has SenseMotion technology so that it can imitate movement and rhythm exactly. With eight different stimulation modes to choose from, this is a gift to really spoil them rotten. It can even join you both in the bath or shower for an ultra steamy experience!

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Anal Beads & Butt Plugs

Doc Johnson Classic Butt Plug

Why you should choose this product this Valentine's

Who said romance was dead? Give the gift of anal this Valentine’s! It may not be the most quixotic present, but it is certainly one of the most satisfying; we can vouch for that. And there’s no better way to break them into the wonderful world of back door gratification than with the Doc Johnson Classic Butt Plug. There are hundreds of nerve endings in the anus just begging to be stimulated; that’s where this back door buddy comes in! Body safe, non toxic and made from high quality material; a Doc Johnson Classic Butt Plug is for life not just for Valentines. Designed for easy insertion with pleasure and comfort in mind, it will always ensure that things run smoothly. Simply plug it in and you’ll both be feeling fully charged in no time. But, don’t forget the lube!

What Our Customers Think

"Very smooth material, even minimum lubrication goes a long way."

"The finish is excellent and I like the balance between firmness and flexibility."

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Sportsheets Sexy Slave Kit

Why you should choose this product this Valentine's

They won’t be able to restrain themselves when you give them this Valentine’s gift! No-one wants to feel tied down in a relationship, right? Well, we guess that all depends. Speaking figuratively then no, but literally is an entirely different matter. So, what better way to introduce someone you care about to some beautiful bondage than with this Sportsheets Sexy Slave Kit? Inspire all new sensations by teasing every inch of their body with the fabulous feather tickler, and heighten every tantalising touch by fastening on the blindfold. The soft velour looks and feels luxurious against the skin, whilst the secure straps will add to the authenticity of your scene. There’s no escaping it; this is clearly the perfect gift!

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