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Never Miss Out On Another Steak & Blowjob Day

You bring the steak…!

It’s fast approaching March 14th, folks… and you know what that means! Yep, it’s that time of year that really sucks. Of course, we mean that in the most gratifying way possible. So, it’s time to raid the supermarkets for your favourite cut of steak and prepare your penis for some deep dickin’ action, because Steak & Blowjob day is almost upon us. Exactly one month after Valentine’s Day, Steak & BJ Day was introduced to counterbalance how woman-orientated V-Day has become. Now it’s time for those with meat to get the treat, minus all that fluffy nonsense! However, if you’re gagging for a blowjob, but you’re all alone this March 14th, fear not; UberKinky is offering you the opportunity to WIN a Fetish Fantasy Series Vibrating Head Teazer, so you need never miss out again! Just bring the sirloin and it’ll be a meat feast you won’t soon forget…

The Fetish Fantasy Series Vibrating Head Teazer promises that this annual event won’t be all sizzle and no steak in the future! The mighty little sucker offers targeted stimulation of the most sensitive part of your cock, the head, and boasts a unique combination of intense suction and vigorous vibration. Tantamount to the very best blowjob you’ve never experienced, it guarantees to give you a real buzz. Complete with a vibrating bullet, it offers seven powerful pulsation patterns to choose from and is even internally textured with nodes for added stimulation. Ergonomically designed, with a simple one button remote, it is incredibly easy to operate and enables you to choose your desired pulsation pattern with ease. Worth £39.99, the Fetish Fantasy Series Vibrating Head Teazer could be yours for FREE. Now that’s what you call a cheap date!

For your chance to win our Fetish Fantasy Series Vibrating Head Teazer, simply enter using the Rafflecopter widget. We recommend using the Tweet option daily to maximise your chances of winning. Be sure to read the instructions to the letter; any comments similar to 'Thanks for the giveaway' or 'Great giveaway' will not be permitted. The competition ends at midnight on Monday 19th March and the winner will be announced on Tuesday morning. Please note that this contest is open to UK entrants only!

Seriously, it would suck if you missed out! Enter NOW.

One thought on “Never Miss Out On Another Steak & Blowjob Day”

  • DreamsOfChi

    Instructional videos/toy demonstrations would be really interesting and helpful.

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