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Remember, remember the reason for Movember... Well UberKinkateers, we've made it to the beginning of November. The air is getting chilly, the nights are getting longer and men everywhere are growing out their 'tache to raise money to promote prostate health awareness. We here at UberKinky know all about prostate massage. It's an important part of men's health and a good prostate massage can be an erotic way of staying healthy. That's why this Movember we're giving away not one but TWO great prostate massagers, one each to two lucky UberKinksters. Want to enter for your chance to win?
Here at UberKinky we love Halloween. It's hands-down our favourite holiday... apart from birthdays of course. When it came down to planning out this month's activities we decided to mix in a few tricks in with the treats so here we have another great UberKinky give-away but it will take a little detective work on your part in order to get your entry in.
We've had a wonderful ninth birthday here at UberKinky HQ. We gave away a very lush restraints set, we gave our shoppers a massive 20% off discount, we raised money for charity and we have overindulged in the finest kinky edibles. We partied hearty and somehow still managed to get our work done (honest!). Now we would like to share the camaraderie and kinky consumables that were shared as we passed yet another milestone.
We know this give-away is running a little late but with today's breaking news about a certain political leader and his piggy past blew up the internet we just couldn't resist. As you may already know it's our 9th birthday this year and the month long celebration is still going strong. What sort of goodies have we got in store for you this week?
We're half way through our birthday celebrations here at UberKinky and once again it's time to Name That Sex Toy! Just like last time, we're keeping the answers private until tomorrow morning where I will pick a winner at random from all the correct answers. Now people who are at work all day or who simply missed out on playing can join in on the fun and get an equal chance. Fair enough? Good. Let's get on with the game then!
There is nothing wrong with your internets. Do not attempt to adjust your monitor. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will take you on a journey. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your internets. You are about to participate in a fantastic adventure. What you are about to see is a documented account of an actual invasion. You are about to witness the true account of the day Cara Sutra invaded the erotic fortress that is UberKinky HQ to help kick off our month long birthday celebration.
It's that time again! Time to Name That Sex Toy! We've changed the rules up a bit just to let more people get in on the fun because last time it seemed the game was over just as it began. Delay ejaculation cream anyone? This time we're keeping the answers private until tomorrow morning where I will pick a winner at random from all the correct answers. Now people who are at work all day or who simply missed out on playing can join in on the fun and get an equal chance. Fair enough? Good. Let's get on with the game then!
Introduction With #NationalOrgasmDay coming up, we decided there was no better time to delve into the sensational science behind squirting. So, as always, we pooled our resources and got to grips with the statistics, before delivering the information to you in true UberKinky style.
Wow, it looks like you lot are good at this game! Our first give-away was won within three minutes of posting. THREE MINUTES! We decided to roll out another competition to give more people a chance to play. This time we've made it a little more difficult. You will need to be total sex toy sleuths to figure this one out. Same rules as before: The first to correctly name the item in the timestamped comments wins the item. Sound fun? Let's go!
We love the buzz that goes with a great give-away. There's an vigorous frenzy activity from hopeful kinksters wanting to win the latest UberKinky prize. Sure we run a lot of give-aways through Rafflecopter which makes winning down to the luck of the draw but this time we thought we would change things up a bit and make it more challenging so we've created a game called 'Name That Sex Toy'. Simply study the image and search through our website to figure out what the item could be. The first to correctly name the item in the timestamped comments wins the item. Sound fun? Let's go!