Then it's over to our UberKinky customer service department where she helps a customer out with their large Square Peg puppy dog tail. As the saying goes, 'The customer is always right' but soon enough Cara sets them straight and tells them right where they can stick it - with plenty of water-based lubricant of course![caption id="attachment_2333" align="aligncenter" width="900"] Cara Sutra helps out with UberKinky Customer Service[/caption]
Soon we were off to the warehouse where our hard working pickers and packers were working even faster under Cara's firm tutelage. She took in the sights of our towering shelves seeking out the kinkiest and the UberKinkiest items before she finally found her very own beginner's bondage kit. [caption id="attachment_2318" align="aligncenter" width="900"] Cara Sutra tours the UberKinky warehouse[/caption]
On our way upstairs we may have accosted my extremely helpful assistant, Loryn and we may have accidentally tied him up with a bit of Fetish Fantasy Japanese Silk Bondage Rope. Was he really at the wrong place at the wrong time or did he actually enjoy being tied up by two menacing Mistresses? I shall let you decide... [caption id="attachment_2315" align="aligncenter" width="900"] All tied up at UberKinky[/caption] Once we released Loryn from his bonds and he was free to cower in the corner, Cara wanted to see where the UberKinky magic happens. I brought her into the creative and marketing department for UberKinky to get a rare glimpse of the people who work hard every day to bring you the UK's kinkiest sex toys and fetish gear. She met with our copywriters, our graphic designer, our PPC manager our naughty mannequins and even got to see me in action as I answered an emergency enquiry about electro sex. [caption id="attachment_2320" align="aligncenter" width="900"] Cara Sutra visits the nerve centre of UberKinky[/caption]
As we headed back downstairs we remembered there was talk of a dildo war to end all dildo wars. Cara Sutra and I both donned our Kinky Monkey strap on harnesses fully loaded with our Vixen Creations Mustang dildos (mine was the regular Vixen Creations Mustang in caramel colour, hers was the new Mustang Royale in vanilla colour) and made our way out back. Here at UberKinky, our neighbours are used to our shenanigans so when a dildo war broke out no one batted an eyelid. We deployed our dildos and we crossed the streams but in the end our dildos kissed and made up because who really wins in a dildo war? Those who are on the sidelines, that's who! [caption id="attachment_2322" align="aligncenter" width="900"] Dildo War with Cara Sutra[/caption]
All that dicking about made us hungry and thirsty! So we headed back inside to rest with a little wine. The night before the invasion I whipped up a batch of my nearly famous ass fisting lube biscuits made with our best selling ass fisting lubricant - Crisco. They looked delicious but I don't think Cara was too impressed with the thought of eating fisting lube. Mmmmm ass fisting lube.... [caption id="attachment_2321" align="aligncenter" width="900"] Cara Sutra eats an Ass Fisting Biscuit [/caption]
As the day wound down we talked more about business and how we could work together to make something truly amazing. Possibly even amazeballs. We enjoyed more wine as Cara made one final round UberKinky HQ. She stopped to thank our Managing Director Stephanie Taylor for the invite. With our bellies full of ass fisting lube, chocolate and wine, and our hearts filled with an UberKinktastic day it was time to say goodbye and bid her a safe journey back over the Humber Bridge. [caption id="attachment_2319" align="aligncenter" width="900"] Cara Sutra visits UberKinky[/caption]
Just for fun, how about a video of the dildo war between Cara Sutra and Mistress Victoria?