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It’s any excuse to don our birthday suits here at UberKinky HQ! Indeed, the fact that it just so happens to be our birthday really is the icing on the cake…
Seriously, you haven’t heard?! IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY!! That’s right, folks, UberKinky has made it to the big 1-2 this year and we’re pulling out all the stops to make the celebrations bigger and better than ever! Now, we realise we wouldn’t be the well-oiled fucking machine that we are without you; our loyal UberKinksters. So, throughout the sadistic/salacious month of September we’re giving YOU the gifts. Keep your eyes peeled for gratifying giveaways, orgasmic offers, deviant discounts and sadistic sales, because they’re bound to keep on cumming!
You bring the steak…!
It’s fast approaching March 14th, folks… and you know what that means! Yep, it’s that time of year that really sucks. Of course, we mean that in the most gratifying way possible. So, it’s time to raid the supermarkets for your favourite cut of steak and prepare your penis for some deep dickin’ action, because Steak & Blowjob day is almost upon us.
SIZE DOES MATTER!
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You can’t beat a good, old fashioned piñata party! Unless, of course, you switch out the ass for an Ox and the sweeties for some sex toys. Then, my kinky companions, you’re in for one hell of a time!