You bring the steak…!
It’s fast approaching March 14th, folks… and you know what that means! Yep, it’s that time of year that really sucks. Of course, we mean that in the most gratifying way possible. So, it’s time to raid the supermarkets for your favourite cut of steak and prepare your penis for some deep dickin’ action, because Steak & Blowjob day is almost upon us.
SIZE DOES MATTER!
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You can’t beat a good, old fashioned piñata party! Unless, of course, you switch out the ass for an Ox and the sweeties for some sex toys. Then, my kinky companions, you’re in for one hell of a time!
It’s our party and we’ll make subs cry if we want to!
Yep, that’s right folks, it’s our birthday and we’re making sure that, as always, the celebrations are colossus! So, not only are we running mammoth promotions all month long, we’re affording you the opportunity to win some seriously perverted prizes. This time around it’s the Tantus Goliath Super Soft Silicone Dildo. So, do you think you can conquer this beast? Well, realising that deviant dream is but a mere stone’s throw away!
CUM with me and you’ll be in a world of pure gratification…
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