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International Fetish Day 2018 (Perverts Wear Purple)

International Fetish Day 2018 (Perverts Wear Purple)

This Friday 19th January marks International Fetish Day 2018. And, in honour of this auspicious occasion, we’re affording you lucky perverts the chance to win something purple! Relaxxx, it’s not a bruise. Although, depending on how you choose to play, the end result could be 😉 So, if you’re kinky and you know it there’ll be no clapping of your hands, with the UberKinky Five Piece Purple Locking Restraints Set!
15 January 2018
Enter To Win A Kinky Christmas Hamper

Enter To Win A Kinky Christmas Hamper

Christmas has CUM early at UberKinky HQ, and you will too when you get a load of this gratifying giveaway!

11 December 2017
Size Does Matter! Win An Icon Brands Cockzilla BBC Dildo

Size Does Matter! Win An Icon Brands Cockzilla BBC Dildo

SIZE DOES MATTER!

Something BIG is happening, folks! So, stock up on lube, because this is one MONSTER giveaway that you do not want to miss. A mere 63 years ago, Godzilla hit the big screens in Japan. Today, it inspires one of the greatest creations known to man! “What the hell is it?” we hear you cry. Well, all set for an anal rampage and promising to leave total arse destruction in its wake, allow us to introduce you to COCKZILLA. This beautiful behemoth will certainly make you scream, but we guarantee it will be in a good way 😉 And to celebrate the release of the film all about its predecessor, we’re giving you the chance to get your hands on it free of charge!

6 November 2017
International Fisting Day Is Coming… And You Will Too!

International Fisting Day Is Coming… And You Will Too!

Hands up if you want play that packs a punch! Well, you’re in luck, kinky companions, because UberKinky is on hand to answer all of your ‘side prayers’ this International Fisting Day. So, enjoy all the fun of fisting without getting your hands dirty and, we promise, it won’t be your wallet that takes the hit!

16 October 2017
Win An Oxballs Pinata That's Had A Good Stuffing...

Win An Oxballs Pinata That's Had A Good Stuffing...

You can’t beat a good, old fashioned piñata party! Unless, of course, you switch out the ass for an Ox and the sweeties for some sex toys. Then, my kinky companions, you’re in for one hell of a time!

25 September 2017
Conquer The Tantus Goliath Super Soft Silicone Dildo

Conquer The Tantus Goliath Super Soft Silicone Dildo

It’s our party and we’ll make subs cry if we want to!

Yep, that’s right folks, it’s our birthday and we’re making sure that, as always, the celebrations are colossus! So, not only are we running mammoth promotions all month long, we’re affording you the opportunity to win some seriously perverted prizes. This time around it’s the Tantus Goliath Super Soft Silicone Dildo. So, do you think you can conquer this beast? Well, realising that deviant dream is but a mere stone’s throw away!

11 September 2017
Win A Date With A Tantus Destiny Super Soft Silicone Dildo

Win A Date With A Tantus Destiny Super Soft Silicone Dildo

The future’s bright, the future’s… COPPER! If deviance is your Destiny, you’ve come to the right place! Indeed, you can always rely on UberKinky to make your future look even brighter. That’s right, folks; we’ve answered your cries for more gratifying giveaways and upped the ante with this stunning silicone dildo from Tantus. So, you wanted a free ride (get it?!) and we’re affording you the perverted prospect of winning just that!
25 August 2017
Win A Golden Ticket Godemiche Adam Double Ooh Gold Member Silicone Dildo

Win A Golden Ticket Godemiche Adam Double Ooh Gold Member Silicone Dildo

CUM with me and you’ll be in a world of pure gratification…

Want unlimited access to the ‘chocolate factory’? Well, Willy Wanker (Jeff) and the Lotsa Cock Factory (UberKinky) is giving you the chance to win your very own golden ticket! To celebrate the 46th anniversary of the release of Willy Wonka and the chocolate Factory, we’re serving up this salaciously sweet treat, the Adam Double Ooh Gold Member Silicone Dildo, on a plate. Indeed, so shines a good deed in weary world…

7 August 2017
Happy Birthday Mistress - Enter to Win a Leather Silicone Core Whip

Happy Birthday Mistress - Enter to Win a Leather Silicone Core Whip

Happy Birthday to me! In celebration of yet another voyage around the sun here at UberKinky we prefer to give you the gifts! This time we've got something extra brutal that I have personally enjoyed on a number of occasions. This Leather Silicone Core Whip is a beast and that's just the way we like it here. Want to enter for your chance to win?

7 July 2017
Enter to Win in our Attack of the Clone A Willy Give Away

Enter to Win in our Attack of the Clone A Willy Give Away

Just in time to kick off Masturbation Month 2017 - We've got a giveaway that's simply out of this world. May the Fourth is Star Wars Day and in celebration we're giving away a Clone a Willy Kit to one lucky winner. If you're looking to have attack of an ultra lifelike clone of yourself, then you don't have to use The Force to win (although it might help your chances).
2 May 2017