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Tentacle: It's What's For Dinner

Tentacle: It's What's For Dinner

Tentacle: It's What's For Dinner

Soup's on!

It's dinner time here at UberKinky and you're cordially invited. We're having fresh tentacle soup for dinner, want some? You had better get some quick before it gets away! I've made a pot of creamy tentacle dildo soup and it looks like to me like it dosen't want to be eaten. It's an erotic dish even Heston Blumenthal would be proud of! In the pot simmering away there's a lovely Icicles Number 24 Tentacle glass dildo trying to slink its way to freedom. Or maybe it was afraid of my knife rack?

I hope no one's done this idea yet. This is our first Toy With Me Tuesday in months because we've been absolutley swamped lately!
Toy with me Tuesday
25 March 2013