We've had a wonderful ninth birthday here at UberKinky HQ. We gave away a very lush restraints set
, we gave our shoppers a massive 20% off discount, we raised money for charity and we have overindulged in the finest kinky edibles. We partied hearty and somehow still managed to get our work done (honest!). Now we would like to share the camaraderie and kinky consumables that were shared as we passed yet another milestone.
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Chastity for Charity[/caption]First off we would like to announce that we've raised a whopping £50.52 for Andrew Franchitti's #ChastityForCharity
appeal for The Terrence Higgins Trust where every pound raised is another day added to Andrew's chastity sentence. It looks like we've added yet another month to his sentence! Great work Anthony for raising awareness and money for this great cause. The Terrence Higgins Trust supports people living with HIV to ensure they live healthy lives, if you would like to donate, please visit the Chastity for Charity Just Giving page
UberKinky has been a big part of many kinksters lives for the last nine years now and every year seems bigger and better than the last. Just this year alone we saw our first ETO Awards nomination for Best Online Retailer
. We were absolutely over the moon over this nomination and it really seemed we were in it to win it every time someone told us that we had their vote. Alas the highly coveted trophy went to Bondara but as it is always said, it was an honour just being nominated.
For this year's UberKinky birthday it was all hands on deck to prepare for the festivities. Even our sister companies got on on the action and everyone whipped up a kinky treat good enough to eat to add to the vast spread of goodies. We all crowded around the table like family and shared a various smorgasbord of both sweet and savoury items. In the spirit of The Great British Bake Off, the competition got a bit heated. My own submission (!) was a closely guarded secret until the morning of the event. While others brought more than one item for an increased chance on wining.
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Hi, Welcome to UberKinky[/caption]Judging was tough. Really it was! We got through all of the savoury and part way through the sweet before we all just couldn't stomach any more! We were all fit to burst. We took a short recess and reconvened later in the afternoon.
We didn't really have a choice but to take a break since there were interviews scheduled for the afternoon and the first person showed up earlier than expected. This nervous applicant was greeted by yours truly wearing a plastic winner medal, party hat and UberKinky T-shirt while others were carting cock shaped sausage rolls and paddle shaped cakes past as I welcomed her with my most professional voice. I can just see it now, "How was your job interview today?" "Well..."
After much fun, plenty of laughter and a little bit of indigestion, four winners were awarded for their valiant efforts in the kitchen and awarded with shiny gold plastic medals:
Best looking: 1st place: Mistress Victoria – Gingerbread Gimps
Best looking: 2nd Place: Laura – Vegan Vanilla to UberKinky Cupcake Awesomeness
Best tasting Savoury: Lady Louise – Cheese Bondage Ropes
Best tasting Sweet: Luke – Nutella Cheesecake
If you would like to look at all the entries, have a look at our photo album on Facebook
. For now, here are a few of our favourite photos:
Until next year, remember - It's not a fetish, it's a way of life!