- Delivery to the UK
- Discreet Packaging
- Delivery to Ireland, Europe & Rest Of The World
- Full list of countries we ship to
- Track your order in 4 simple steps
Last Delivery Dates For Christmas
|For Delivery Before Christmas Order By||Delivery Method||Cost|
|3:45pm, Thursday 20th December||UK Royal Mail 48||£3.95|
|3:45pm, Friday 21st December||UK Royal Mail 24||£5.95|
|3:45pm, Thursday 20th December||DPD Two Day||£7.95|
|11:45am, Saturday 22nd December||DPD Next Day||£7.95|
|11:45am, Saturday 22nd December||Royal Mail Special Delivery By 1pm||£7.95|
|11:45am, Saturday 22nd December||Royal Mail Special Delivery By 9am||£16.95|
Christmas and New Year Opening Times
|Saturday 22nd December||8.00am - 6.00pm|
|Sunday 23rd December||Closed|
|Monday 24th December - Tuesday 27th December||8.00am - 1.00pm|
|Tuesday 25th December (Christmas Day)||Closed|
|Wednesday 26th December (Boxing Day)||Closed|
|Thursday 27th December||8.00am - 6.00pm|
|Friday 28th December - Monday 2nd January||8.00am - 6.00pm|
|Saturday 29th December||9.00am - 12.00pm|
|Sunday 30th December||Closed|
|Monday 31st December||8.00am - 1.00pm|
|Tuesday 1st January (New Year's Day)||Closed|
|Wednesday 2nd January||8.00am - 6.00pm|
|UK Royal Mail 48||3-5 working days||£3.95 (Free Over £55)|
|UK Royal Mail 24||95% arrive next day||£5.95|
|DPD - Choose Your Day||Guaranteed nominated day delivery (Monday - Sunday)||£7.95|
|Royal Mail Special Delivery By 1pm||Next day guaranteed by 1pm (Including Saturday)||£7.95|
|Royal Mail Special Delivery By 9am||Next day guaranteed by 9am (Including Saturday)||£16.95|
We don't like to play favourites here at UberKinky! But, when it comes to carriers, our preferred option is Royal Mail. The majority of items will be sent with their 48 tracked service (delivery 3-5 working days), unless otherwise specified. Larger items or next day guaranteed items will be sent out via DPD (or UPS for orders exceeding 30kg). For your peace of mind all our items will be sent with tracking so you can easily keep tabs on your order. Higher value orders will require a signature of delivery.
You know what they say, "The early bird catches the worm"! Well, you don't have to be that early, simply place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday, select Royal Mail 24 or any UPS delivery service, and it will be dispatched the very same day. Orders placed after 3.45pm on a Friday or at the weekend will leave our warehouse on Monday.
We realise that when it comes to receiving your UberKinky parcel, speed is a good thing! So, rest assured, we'll ensure that it comes as quickly as possible!
We offer delivery 7 days a week when selecting DPD and nominating the day of delivery.
When you place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday and select Royal Mail Special Delivery by 1pm and by 9am, we guarantee that your order will arrive on the next day.
When you place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday and select any DPD Delivery service, we guarantee that your order will arrive on the next working day.
If you want your order to arrive on Saturday, you must place your order before 3.45pm on a Friday and select Royal Mail Special Delivery by 1pm or by 9am.
In the unlikely event that your order does not arrive on the next day, contact us and we'll issue you with a full postage refund. However, please bear in mind that if you order something after 3.45pm on a Friday and choose next day delivery, your parcel will arrive on Tuesday.
We know that you guys can be very private people! As such, we promise that whatever you order will be just between us (and anyone you choose to share it with). There'll be no tell-tale signs of what's inside your package when it is delivered. In fact, the majority of items are boxed for optimum discretion, privacy and to give your package the protection it deserves. However, in cases where this is not possible we will use high strength, weather resistant, burst and puncture proof bags, to ensure that your secret never gets out!
Here's what your parcel will look like:
Want to keep your UberKinky preferences our little secret? Well, all that you’ll find detailed on your receipt and bank statement is NES Mail order, our limited company name. We like to keep things on the down-low!
Think we'd have to be really selfish to keep all of these gratifying goodies to ourselves? Well, we know just how desperate the rest of the world is to get their hands on our UberKinky packages. So, here is all the required delivery information for those that reside outside the UK;
|Delivery Method||Time||Cost||Weight Restrictions|
|Ireland DPD||2 working days||£7.95||Up To 30kg|
|Ireland Royal Mail Airmail||3-5 working days||£9.95||Up To 2kg|
|Ireland UPS||3-5 working days||£16.95||Up To 70kg|
|Europe EU Delivery DPD||5-10 working days||from £8.95||Up To 30kg|
|Europe EU Delivery Royal Mail||5-10 working days||£14.95||Up To 2kg|
|Europe EU Delivery UPS||1-10 working days||Variable||Up To 70kg|
|Europe Non-EU Delivery Royal Mail||5-10 working days||£14.95||Up To 2kg|
|Europe Non-EU Delivery UPS||2-10 working days||Variable||Up To 70kg|
|Rest Of World Royal Mail||7-14 working days||£19.95||Up To 2kg|
|Rest Of World UPS||7-14 working days||Variable||Up To 70kg|
Your parcel may be winging its way to you at full speed, but you'll be the one flying high when it arrives! It is, however, our duty to inform you that any Customs or import taxes are your own responsibility and, unfortunately, UberKinky has no control over them. If Customs choose that your order is not permissible, the item(s) can be seized and unfortunately in this case we cannot offer you a refund. But, don't dismay; your package will not specify any details with regards to its contents. So, why not go overboard and order something really naughty?
Variable Delivery Costs
Please note that the delivery cost will be calculated at the checkout if your order is being sent outside of the UK and you select UPS.
Worried that you're missing out? Well, there might be oceans between us, but UberKinky promises that if you live in any of the following countries your kinky needs will always be catered to!
England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Channel Islands, Islands of Scotland, Falkland Islands, Isle of Man, Isles of Scilly.
Andorra, Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Faroe Islands, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Greenland, Holy See (Vatican City State), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey.
Algeria, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Aruba, Australia, Azerbaijan, Bahamas, Bahrain, Barbados, Bermuda, Bolivia, Brazil, Brunei Darussalam, Canada, Cayman Islands, China, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Egypt, El Salvador, Equatorial Guinea, French Guiana, Georgia, Grenada, Guatemala, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Honduras, Hong Kong, India, Israel, Japan, Jamaica, Jordan, Korea, Kuwait, Lao People's Democratic Republic, Madagascar, Mexico, Moldova, Netherlands Antilles, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Oman, Pakistan, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Qatar, Russian Federation, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Singapore, St. Helena, St. Pierre and Miquelon, Taiwan, Trinidad and Tobago, Turks and Caicos Islands, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United States, Uruguay, US Minor Outlying Islands, Virgin Islands (British), Virgin Islands (U.S.), Yemen.
Want us to keep you posted on your order? Well, now you can keep track of it yourself via our website. Simply follow these easy steps;
- Log in to your account
- Click My Orders on the left hand side of the page
- Find the desired order and click ‘View Order’ (complete orders can be tracked)
- Click ‘Track Your Order’ (a new window will open providing the tracking information)
Please note: We update the tracking information at the end of each day, so you may not be able to track your order for up to 24 hours.
It may not be a race, but we promise your order will with you as quickly as possible. Plus, by tracking your order you can find out when it is likely to reach the finish line!