Beginner's Guide To Pussy Pumps


Pussy Pumps

Interested in vacuum pumps, but too much of a pussy to give them a try? Well, trust us, there’s nothing to fear, folks! So, turn those big dreams into a reality and recreate the perfect porn star pussy, with the help of the UberKinky pros.

Designed to increase size, sensitivity and deliver satisfying suction that may just result in the most intense orgasm of your life, a pussy pump is the must have accessory for those that like to experiment with new sensations. However, it’s important to play properly and safely for optimum results and maximum gains!

So, simply read this comprehensive Beginner’s Guide and discover how to feel like the cat that got the cream!

 
Reasons You Should Try Pussy Pumps

Reasons You Should Try Pussy Pumps

Petrified of pussy pumps? Not sure you have the balls to try one? Well don’t be a wimp; talk of these deviant devices is on everyone’s lips, and here are 5 UberKinky Reasons why...

Pussy Pumps - Sensational Suction
1.

Allow yourself to get sucked in...

So, you’ve never experienced the unique sensations that pumping has to offer? Well, that sucks! When it comes to pussy pumping, the supreme suction provided is bound to have you on the climactic brink within moments. It is much more powerful and gratifying than simply sucking with the mouth. That’s because the sensation is more intense and is spread across the whole area, rather than focused on one particular spot. This suction alone is likely to make you orgasm, possibly more than once. Trust us; it’ll blow you away!

Pussy Pumps - Tantalisingly Tight
2.

Squeeze in time for some salacious sex play...

Remember the time that guy complained your vagina was too tight?! No? Well, that’s because it never happened. When it comes to your pussy, there’s no such thing as too tight. In fact, the tighter the better. Luckily for you, a salacious side effect of pussy pumping is a much tighter hole, and you know what that means? Greater gratification for both you and your playmate! Men enjoy their cock being enveloped and squeezed with every stroke, while women get to grips with much stronger stimulation. So don’t be stingy, share the fun!

Pussy Pumps - Heightened Sensitivity
3.

It’s high time you got a little touchy feely...

Increased sensitivity is always high on our list of priorities here at UberKinky. Pumping up your pussy before engaging in any type of sex play guarantees to make it all the more intense. That’s because it increases the blood flow to your best bits, making them supremely sensitive. That means every touch, lick, suck and stroke is marvellously magnified and feels new, exciting and MUCH more powerful. However you choose to play once the pump comes off is up to you, but be sure to make the most of that increased sensitivity. See, it's really not a snesitive subject!

Pussy Pumps - Submissive Satisfaction
4.

Snap up the opportunity for power exchange...

We see it as our duty to give you the lowdown on pussy pumps! Pumping with a partner adds an element of control and power exchange to your play. That’s because someone else is responsible for the sensations experienced. This can be a real thrill for the pair of you. For this type of play it is vital that you trust each other implicitly, and it is a good way to demonstrate the fact. When it comes to more extreme BDSM play, pussy pumps are often used to cause controlled pain. Never give up on superior satisfaction; now do as you’re told!

Pussy Pumps - The Look
5.

You’ll soon see why eyes are drawn to those luscious lips...

It’ll be all eyes on those luscious lips... and no, we’re not talking about the ones on your face, people! That look of a pumped up pussy is one of our very favourite sights here at UberKinky. So, why not give your lady parts the love they deserve and prepare for a decidedly pretty poontang? We all know that size matters, though there are still those few that try to deny it ;) and for those that like all things large, using a pussy pump certainly won’t disappoint. So, when it comes to kissable lips, you’ll soon see what we mean!

safety

Safety First!

Practicing safe pumping doesn’t make you a pussy, it makes you salaciously sensible! Indeed, safety is paramount however you choose to play. So, be sure to take our advice to ensure it’s all gain and no pain!

Firstly, opt for a pump that comes with a cylinder that matches (or closely matches) your measurements. Using one that is too small can lead to discomfort or injury, and no-one wants that do they?! It’s important to take things slowly too; you’ll feel a pull from the suction initially and the unique sensations may take a little getting used to, but they certainly shouldn’t cause continued discomfort or pain. Always release the bulb slowly, as doing so quickly could lead to pain rather than pleasure. So, remember, squeeze quickly, but release slowly.

To ensure things go smoothly, water-based lube is a must. Not only to reduce any chance of chafing or pinching, but also to create the optimum seal to deliver those sizeable benefits that you desperately crave. Pussy pumping may also lead to some dryness, which is yet another reason to make sure you’re sufficiently ‘wet’ before getting started.

Before your pussy’s warped workout, warm up properly! What better excuse to engage in a little foreplay with your partner or, if you’re playing alone, be a little more hands-on with pleasing your pussy? It’s important to encourage blood flow to the area so that it is not such a shock when you commence pumping. And, don’t overdo it, over-pumping can lead to injury; don’t try to run before you can walk, people!

Finally, if you’re playing with a partner, discuss boundaries and even a safeword beforehand; particularly if you’re experimenting with a pussy pump as part of your BDSM scene. Monitor reactions and take things slowly.

safety

Do

  • Go slowly & allow yourself time to become accustomed to the unique new sensations
  • Stop immediately if you experience continued discomfort or pain!
  • Use water-based lube to create the optimum seal & reduce dryness & chafing
  • Warm up your pussy prior to play
  • Discuss boundaries & agree a safeword if playing with a pal
safety

Don't

  • Purchase a pump with a cylinder that you think may be too large or small (measure yourself as a rough guide beforehand)
  • Over-pump – this can lead to damage or injury. Allow your pussy plenty of time to recover between sessions
  • Pump with a playmate unless you trust each other implicitly
  • Use a pump unless it has a quick release air valve
 
measuring

Measuring

Size matters, folks! And we mean that in more ways than one…

Using a pumping cylinder that is not the correct size can lead to discomfort, disappointment and could even cause pain or injury. As such, it is vital that you measure yourself prior to purchasing your pussy pump! To do this, simply take a soft tape measure and run it from just above the top of your clitoral shaft (the start of the fatty part of the pubic mound) down to your perineum. We also recommend that you measure the width from one side of the bikini line to the other. Now, it is unlikely that you will find a cylinder that matches your exact measurements but try to pick one that closely resembles them!

 
getting started

Getting Started

Feeling pretty pumped and ready to experience it from a much more literal point of view? Well, prepare your pussy, because things are about to get interesting:

  1. Shave or wax your bikini line– this ensures to optimum seal for maximum gains
  2. Lie on the back with legs spread wide for easy access
  3. If the pussy is still difficult to reach, place a pillow under the lower back
  4. Apply water-based lube to the edges of the cylinder to create the best seal & ensure comfort
  5. Make sure the quick release valve is closed prior to pumping
  6. Align the top of the cup with the clitoral shaft and the lower part to the perineum
  7. With one hand on the cup, gently squeeze and then release
  8. If the cup moves at all, reset and press again to ensure the seal is effective
  9. Once you’re confident the pump is working correctly, ENJOY!
  10. Open the release valve when you’re ready for your session to end

Once your seal is created, there is no longer a need to hold the cup; it will stay in place all by itself. Keep pumping until the skin is pressed against the pump chamber and you can pump no more! We recommend releasing suction now and then during one play session, as it feels great and increases intensity when the suction is reintroduced. It will also enable you to play for longer. It’s important to note, the swelling is temporary won’t last for more than an hour or two. Your pussy will have completely returned to normal by the next day!

Once you become a more experienced pussy pumper, you may wish to take greater advantage of that heightened sensitivity that comes with it. Indeed, why end your play when you finish pumping? Every single sensation is that MUCH more intense, so you can pleasure or punish as you see fit!



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