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Geordi Dildo

£65.99 with FREE UK Delivery
Out of stock
SKU
92858
Key Features
  1. Eye-watering 50cm in length
  2. Bulbous head
  3. Long veiny shaft
  4. Wide flared base for added stability

The Geordi Dildo may very well be our longest dildo yet. This beast of a dildo is an eye-watering 50cm in length (47cm insertable) and is not for the nervous novice! Once you get past his bulbous head, you’ll enjoy his delightfully veiny shaft as Gerordi dives in deeper and deeper. His wide flared base gives him added stability and makes him compatible for strap on harnesses… if you can find an o ring big enough!

More Information
SKU92858
Circumference18cm (7 inches)
Does Not IncludeLatex, Phthalates
Harness CompatibleYes
Insertable Length47cm (18.5 inches)
Length50cm (19.69 inches)
Overall Diameter6cm (2.36 inches)
Product Weight1.8kg
ColourBlack
MaterialRubber

Delivery

Royal Mail 48 - 3-5 working days (Free over £55) £3.95
Royal Mail 24 - 95% arrive next day (Including Saturday) £5.95
Royal Mail / DPD - Next day guaranteed or guaranteed nominated day delivery (Monday - Sunday) from £7.95
USA Delivery (Free over £55) £14.95
International Delivery from £8.95

Same Day Dispatch

You know what they say, "The early bird catches the worm"! Well, you don't have to be that early, simply place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday and it will be dispatched the very same day.

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Free Returns

If you're not 100% happy and your product(s) are in a re-saleable condition (unopened), you can return them for FREE within 30 days of delivery to get a full refund.