UberKinky XXX-Mas Gift Giving Guide
Dreaming of a white Christmas? Longing for well hung balls and jovial nutcracking? Well, Santa will soon be emptying his sack! So, prepare to be well and truly showered with Christmas Kinkspiration and gratifying gift ideas that are bound to please.
It’s true that Christmas comes this time each year. And, believe us, you will too when you get a load of all these salacious suggestions! So, if you or someone you know is as horny as Rudolph, you can count on UberKinky to lead you in the direction of deviance. Here is our UberKinky Gift Giving Guide, which is full of tantalising tips on how to enjoy a kinky Christmas…
Force Them To Have A Magical Christmas!
Wish you could wave a magic wand and conjure up the perfect gift? Well, there’s no need for that kinky companions; you’re looking right at it! This Doxy Massager is a fine quality and extremely powerful wand vibrator that boasts a kinky Chritmas red colour. Designed to deliver unparalleled stimulation, the Doxy promises explosive results. It has been ergonomically designed for ease of use and is crafted from fine quality titanium, aluminium and silicone. Although great for solo play, this wand massager will also enable you to get in on the action! In addition, its extremely strong multi-speed vibrations make it perfect for forced orgasm play. It's bound to give them a buzz this Christmas!
Enjoy A Perverted Performance of the Nutcracker!
Treat someone you’re nuts about to some sadistic CBT equipment this year! Do the dance of deviance and enjoy connecting on a whole new level as you put a torturous twist on this Christmas classic. We simply adore CBT here at UberKinky, it gives us a massive rush just thinking about it and it certainly promises you a ‘white’ Christmas. The physical and psychological stimulation it delivers are second to none. The extensive collection includes humblers, ball stretchers, ball crushers, spiked cock rings and more. So, prepare to deck their balls, wrap some pigs in spikey blankets and make sausage meat out of their manhood, with an item from the UberKinky CBT collection!
Give The Gift Of Giving!
Sharing’s caring, folks! And this is definitely a gift you can both enjoy… So give the gift of superior sex play this Christmas, with the Fetish Fantasy Extreme International Couples Sex Machine. Trust us, they’ll thank you for it. Only for those on the VERY naughty list, this expertly engineered machine boasts 3 speeds, 7 thrusting patterns and comes complete with 2 dildos and a perfect pussy attachment. Designed to be pounded and penetrate simultaneously, they (and you) will feel like all of your Christmases have come at once!
Give Them A Good Stuffing!
And we’re not talking about food, people! Give an all new meaning to the phrase 'stuff yourself' and make sure they’re full to the ‘rim’ this Christmas, with items from our Square Peg collection. This cracking collection of dildos and butt plugs promises to satiate the most salacious of appetites. Boasting unique shapes and clever contours, they are designed to tantalise the nerve endings, provide a satisfying stretch and deliver a deviant feeling of fullness. Crafted from premium quality silicone, they feel incredible and are hypoallergenic, non-porous and phthalates free. Buy for yourself, or as a gift for someone else, and it definitely won’t just be the turkey getting stuffed this Christmas!
Kink Up Christmas with the In-Laws!
Yeah, yeah, Christmas time is family time! But what, I wonder, would make this time of obligatory niceties that much more bearable? Well, we have just the gift to guarantee time spent with the in-laws is that much more interesting. Introducing the discreet, yet exceptionally powerful, We-Vibe Sync Couples Sex Toy! This vigorous vibe delivers simultaneous clitoral and G-spot stimulation, whilst also offering a selection of 10 different patterns with varying intensities to choose from. So, now you can control your playmate remotely as they exchange pleasantries with your parents, and watch them squirm with enjoyment whilst trying to keep their salacious secret under wraps!
Gift Them The Perfect Package!
Wrap up your package and hand over this perverted present! What better gift than exclusive access to your best bits and complete control over your orgasms? The Vice Chastity Device comes complete with three optional anti-pullout devices for maximum security and boasts a lightweight, polycarbonate build for complete comfort. Expertly designed for long-term wear, it features multiple holes for hygiene purposes. This is one kinky Christmas package that guarantees to gratify!
Don’t be ‘Lonely This Christmas’!
In fact, you need never be lonely again with an UberKinky Sex Doll! It’s certainly not gifts that these sex dolls will be showered with once you have your wicked way with them. Made from ultra-lifelike materials, including TPR, a playmate from this collection is just like the real thing, only better! They don’t demand to be spoilt, Christmas or not, and they certainly never say no. So, don’t be lonely this Christmas!
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is SCREAMING loud for all to hear! But play safely; Santa’s magic key doesn’t unlock everything...