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House of Eros Long Wooden Scorpion Paddle

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Key Features
  1. Gorgeous rich grained sapele wood,/li>
  2. Intricate tribal scorpion cut out for a lasting impression
  3. Smooth on one side, scorpion impression on the otherk
  4. Lightweight, elegant yet positively brutal in the right hands
  5. Perfectly contoured handle for optimum control
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This scorpion has a real sting in its tail... or should we say thud?!

The House of Eros Long Wooden Scorpion Paddle is made from a gorgeous rich toned sapele wood. Elegant in design, it proves to be a formidable foe in the dungeon and is extremely lightweight despite its intimidating size. The contours of the handle fit perfectly in your hand so you have perfect control with every swing. The long and rounded shape of the paddle portion is completely solid and unyielding – capable of unleashing a torrent of corporal punishment with ease. On one side you’ll see the smooth beautiful grain of the wood while on the other you’ll find a gorgeous tribal style scorpion cut out. When hit with this side of the paddle a lasting impression of this scorpion will adorn your lover’s upturned bum.

The House of Eros Long Wooden Scorpion Paddle is a gorgeous work of art which perfectly combines form and function. It will certainly leave a lasting impression in more ways than one!

More Information
BrandHouse of Eros
Length44.5 cm (17.5 inches)
Width7.5 cm (2.9 inches)


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