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Louisiana Lounger Sex Toy Machine

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  1. Remote control vibration and choice of 3 dildos
  2. Bondage bed & sex machine!
  3. Thrusting sex machine is detachable
  4. Bed made from soft, yet durable vinyl
  5. Easy to inflate & deflate

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Give an all new meaning to the phrase ‘lounging around’!

A novel piece of sex furniture that is both a bondage bed and a sex machine complete with One Touch remote control. Recline and let one of the bondage beds three vibrators please you beyond belief! The wrist and ankle straps also make it a great bondage bed, so the lucky recipient can be strapped in for some serious shafting!

Want to be penetrated doggie style - like it on all fours? The Louisiana Lounger comes into its own as you can thrust back and impale yourself to climax on the chunky 7 inch jelly vibrator. Alternatively if you want double penetration, the Louisiana Lounger is ideal because it can be used as a shared sex toy that you can enjoy together. Once inflated the Louisiana Lounger measures 63 inches long by 32 inches wide by 20 inches high. The bed itself is made from soft, yet durable vinyl. It even comes complete with three thrilling vibrators and wrist & ankle restraints.

Delivery & Returns

Free Delivery - Royal Mail Tracked 48 delivery is FREE on all orders over £55.

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Free Returns - If you're not 100% happy, you can return your product(s) in their original condition and packaging for FREE within 14 days of delivery to get a full refund.

Additional Information

SKU / Product Code 9787
Brand UberKinky
Height 50.8cm (20 inches)
Length 160cm (63 inches)
Width 81.28cm (32 inches)
Size Realistic vibrator measures 12cm (4.75 inches) in circumference and 13.97cm (5.5 inches) insertable length, Jelly vibe measures 12.7cm (5 inches) in circumference and 17.78cm (7 inches) in insertable length
Power Type AA / LR6 (Alkaline)
Batteries Included No (Not Included)
Battery Quantity 1
Controller Wireless hand held remote
Contents Remote control, three vibrators, foot pump, wrist and ankle cuffs
Washing Instructions Wipe clean. Wash vibrators in warm soapy water
Colour Black
Material Vinyl
Product Features Inflatable, Multi-Speed, Remote Control, Thrusting

Louisiana Lounger Sex Toy Machine Reviews

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Customer Review Summary
5 Reviews (2)
3 Reviews (2)
Total : 4 Reviews
Amazing after a modification....
Review by Kinky Katie posted on 26 November 2014
Me and my partner absolutely love this toy - he happens to be an electrician so he converted it to mains (don't do this without a professional) ... and now its better than fucking amazing!!!!! Only problem is when he has tied me down I cant rely on the battery running out to stop me spraying all over the place!!!
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(10 of 12 people found this review helpful)
bit noisey
Review by mmmmloveit posted on 22 May 2014
Great item but pitty I can't use it more often as it is very very noisey
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(5 of 6 people found this review helpful)
Good times
Review by Jamescoz posted on 30 August 2014
Great fun had with me and the boys, but I needed a bigger dildo
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(3 of 5 people found this review helpful)
Needs a stronger motor.
Review by Gaz posted on 12 February 2016
The overall lounger is of good quality, but, the thruster machinery broke within days of using it. Needs a stronger motor. All other items included are very good.
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(0 of 1 people found this review helpful)

Questions & Answers

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Question by: Sarah on 17 Jul 2014 08:10:05
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What are the dimensions of this machine? Are there any photos which show the vibrators accurately and more close up?
Answer by: Mistress Victoria (Admin) on 17 Jul 2014 08:10:05
Once inflated the Louisiana Lounger measures 63 inches long by 32 inches wide by 20 inches high. I've found a picture of the attachments which will go on our next image upload today.
Question by: big boner on 1 Aug 2015 09:20:00
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I weigh over 200 lbs. What weight will it take? I note that it is made of vinyl rather than heavier gauge rubber.
I am a guy who needs to take it up the ass. Will the stroke be strong enough to do this? I have seen comments elsewhere that suggests that it is a weak stroke.
Answer by: Mistress Victoria (Admin) on 3 Aug 2015 10:53:00

I've checked the packaging and the inserts that come with the Louisiana Lounger and there is no information about weight limits. Because the entire item is inflatable including the housing for the thrusting mechanism I would say it wouldn't have as much thrusting power as say the F-Machine or the LoveBotz Maestro.
Question by: lance on 25 Jul 2015 20:03:00
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yes I already bought one from you but I need to purchase the 3 vibrators ours broke need replacements do you sell them and how much$$
Answer by: Mistress Victoria on 3 Aug 2015 10:28:00
I have contacted our supplier and they are getting in touch with the manufacturer. I will let you know as soon as I hear anything.
Answer by: Mistress Victoria (Admin) on 27 Jul 2015 11:42:00

I will contact our supplier and see if they can get a price for us for the replacement vibrators. Once I get an answer I will be in touch.