Orders & Returns
- Payment options
- Changing or cancelling your order
- Track your order in 4 simple steps
- Missing or incomplete orders
- Faulty or damaged products
- Returning your order
- Refunds and replacements
- International Returns
Want us to keep you posted on your order? Enter your information above or following these easy steps;
- Log in to your account
- Click My Orders on the left hand side of the page
- Find the desired order and click ‘View Order’ (complete orders can be tracked)
- Click ‘Track Your Order’ (a new window will open providing the tracking information)
Please note: We update the tracking information at the end of each day, so you may not be able to track your order for up to 24 hours.
It may not be a race, but we promise your order will with you as quickly as possible. Plus, by tracking your order you can find out when it is likely to reach the finish line!
Had a change of heart? Well, we’re always quick off the mark here at UberKinky, so if you wish to cancel an order, please contact us immediately. We recommend doing so within the first 15 minutes of placing your order to ensure that we are able to action this request. Unfortunately, we are unable to make changes to existing orders. In cases where this is requested, we would need to cancel the order and raise a new one. Please be aware that once orders are sent to our warehouse, there’s no stopping them! But, rest assured, we’ll do everything we can to make sure the necessary measures are taken. In the event that your order has already been processed, you will need to await delivery and then follow our returns procedure.
To advise us of any cancellations please call our customer services team on 01482 496937 between 8:00am and 6:00pm (GMT) Monday to Friday or 9.00am and 5.00pm (GMT) on Saturday. Alternatively, you may choose to email our customer services team or complete our contact form.
Are we missing something? Well, we’d hate it if you were left feeling incomplete for any reason! So, if 7 days have passed and your order has yet to arrive, or was only partially fulfilled, please accept our sincere apologies.
We pride ourselves on being extremely reliable here at UberKinky, and would hate to think that we were losing our touch. So please call our customer services team on 01482 496937 between 8:00am and 6:00 (GMT) Monday to Friday, or 9.00am and 5.00pm (GMT) on Saturday. Alternatively, send an email to ensure we get the full picture.
We promise to find a resolution that keeps you completely satisfied!
We can fix this - Please don’t let this damage your opinion of us!
We’re really sorry if you have received any damaged or faulty items. Although not a regular occurrence, everyone here at UberKinky tends to feel a little broken when it does happen. So, in order for us to refund or replace your item[s] please follow our returns procedure below.
Here at UberKinky, we aim to please, so we’re really sad that it has come to this! However, we’d rather you return your item[s] than keep something you’re not entirely happy with. In order to do so, please follow these instructions;
- Click here to complete our online return process. Once submitted, you’ll be provided with a pre-paid Royal Mail returns label.
- Securely package your return. Please enclose a cover letter that details your reason for return, name, address, e-mail address or your contact number and order number.
- Post your products back to us. Please obtain proof of postage.
You are irreplaceable! So, we’ll do you a deal; if an item is faulty we’ll replace it and if you're still not completely satisfied with your order, we will provide a full refund within 14 days of receiving your returned item[s].
Under the Distance Selling Regulations you are entitled to a refund within 14 working days starting the day after delivery. You may also cancel or return your unwanted products for a refund within 14 days of receipt in accordance with this regulation.
We’re sorry that your UberKinky package was a disappointment and will do everything we can to compensate!
To qualify for a refund or replacement
- Refunds are only permitted if the product returned is in its original packaging with tags and security seals still in place.
- Items can only be replaced if they are deemed damaged or faulty.
- Any basic paid postage cost is refundable, however if you chose an express delivery service (UPS or Royal Mail 24) this is non-refundable unless products are deemed damaged or faulty.
Product condition and exceptions
There’s just one condition when it comes to processing your replacement/return; we must receive your order in the same state as it was when dispatched. If this is not the case, or the item[s] appears to have been worn, it will be returned to you.
Please try on any underwear or swimwear over your own underwear and avoid garments coming into contact with make up or lotions. For hygiene and safety reasons we are unable to accept creams, lubricants, aphrodisiacs, tablets, oils and condoms if any seals are broken or shrink wrap has been removed; no exceptions!
Can’t think of anything warped that you want right now? Well, once we have your returned item[s] in our possession and have given it the once over, we’ll be happy to reimburse you. Refunds are issued within 14 working days (from date item[s] reaceived), using the same method of payment as the initial transaction.
We’re not averse to a pleasant exchange here at UberKinky! So, if an item is faulty we’ll replace it. Once we have received your returned item[s] and are satisfied that it is in the expected condition, we will arrange for your replacement product[s] to be sent out.
The new order will be dispatched via Royal Mail Standard Delivery which typically takes 3-5 working days to arrive. If you’re a little impatient, however, you can get your hands on our package a little quicker by contacting customer services on 01482 496937 between 8:00am and 6:00pm (GMT) Monday to Friday or 9:00am and 5:00pm (GMT) Saturday to arrange next day delivery. Alternatively, you may wish to send an email or complete our contact form.
Come from a land far, far away, but wish to return your UberKinky package? Well, if you follow our simple returns procedure, we’ll do our utmost to rectify the situation. Please ensure;
- Your item is sent back to us within 14 days (we do not need to receive it within this timeframe, but it does need to be posted). We recommend that you procure proof of postage.
- You obtain a receipt for postage if the item is faulty. That way we can reimburse you.
Once we have received your return, you can expect your refund to be processed within 14 days. Your refund should show on your account within 3 to 5 working days – please note that some banks make take longer than this. We will, however, aim to make this procedure as quick as possible!
Please note: If you’re returning an item from outside the UK, we are not able to refund the cost of your delivery UNLESS the item is faulty.
We like to keep our options open here at UberKinky, and we know that you do too. That’s why we offer a number of different payment methods to choose from. So, take your pick from one of the following and your UberKinky package will be with you in no time.
Simple and secure; you don’t have to be a computer whizz to pay online using your Visa, Visa Electron, Visa Debit, MasterCard, Maestro, Solo, Paypal, JCB or American Express card.
Pay with cash, cheque or postal order
If you never quite feel 100% safe paying online, check out all the other ways you can pay for your UberKinky order! You know we like to keep things physical; so why not pay by cash, postal order or cheque?
Pay by bank transfer
Want to make that all important move? If you wish to pay for your UberKinky order via bank transfer please call us on 01482 496937 between 8:00am and 6:00pm (GMT) Monday to Friday or 9:00am and 5:00pm (GMT) Saturday. Or you can complete our contact form to request account information. You’ll get a kick out of just how easy it is!
Want to keep your UberKinky preferences our little secret? Well, all that you’ll find detailed on your receipt and bank statement is NES Mail order, our limited company name. We like to keep things on the down-low!