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Oxballs Banker

  1. 11 inches of thick meaty goodness
  2. Safe to use with any lube
  3. Very flexible and has lots of give
  4. Handmade - A real sound investment
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Ever feel like you’re getting screwed by your bank? Now you can enjoy that feeling any time you like with the Oxballs Banker Dildo!

This Banker has an incentive you won’t want to turn down! Long and strong, that pretty much sums up the Oxballs Banker. He’s 11 inches long of pure meaty girth, just right for your ‘safety deposit box’!

Hand made in sunny California, the Oxballs Banker is definitely a sound investment. He’s made of pure platinum silicone so he’s built to last a lifetime. Have you ever met a more flexible banker? Safe to use with any lubricant, the Oxballs Banker is also easy to clean just wash with soap and hot water, stick him in the dishwasher, or soak in bleach-water solution.

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Royal Mail 48 - 3-5 working days (Free over £55) £3.95
Royal Mail 24 - 95% arrive next day (Including Saturday) £5.95
DPD - Choose Your Day - Guaranteed nominated day delivery (Monday - Sunday) £7.95
Royal Mail Special Delivery By 1pm - Next day guaranteed by 1pm (Including Saturday) £7.95
Royal Mail Special Delivery By 9am - Next day guaranteed by 9am (Including Saturday) £17.95
International Delivery from £8.95

Same Day Dispatch

You know what they say, "The early bird catches the worm"! Well, you don't have to be that early, simply place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday and it will be dispatched the very same day.

Discreet Packaging

We use discreet packaging so there'll be no telltale signs of what's inside when it is delivered.

Free Returns

If you're not 100% happy and your product(s) are in a re-saleable condition, you can return them for FREE within 14 days of delivery to get a full refund.

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