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Oxballs Damien

£99.99 with FREE UK Delivery
Out of stock
Key Features
  1. Because sin is in!
  2. Thick, smooth and veiny shaft
  3. For altar boys of all ages
  4. You'll be praying for more!
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You’ve heard of a bible thumper, but have you ever heard of a crucifix humper? That’s where the Oxballs Damien comes in!

You’ll be praying for more with the Oxballs Damien Dildo. Let Damien fill you up with his thick, veiny shaft which morphs into a cross. You may feel closer to God as you exorcise a few internal demons. If you really liked the movie The Omen, now you can take Damien home with you and play out your sick fantasies at home. Damien is 10.5 inches of sick, thick fun. He may be controversial, but he’s too good to hide. Will you keep him in your toy box or do you have the balls to leave him out on display?

Hand made by Ox himself, the Oxballs Damien is made from pure platinum silicone so he’s safe to use with any lubricant, even holy water. Your new Damien dildo will last an eternity and give you an everlasting life of pleasure.

More Information
Circumference18cm (7 inches) to 19cm (7.5 inches)
Insertable Length18cm (7 inches)
Length27cm (10.5 inches)
Product Weight0.940 kg
Washing InstructionsWash with hot soapy holy water, soak in bleach water or pop in the dishwasher
MaterialPure Platinum Silicone


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Royal Mail / DPD - Next day guaranteed or guaranteed nominated day delivery (Monday - Sunday) from £7.95
USA Delivery (Free over £55) £14.95
International Delivery from £8.95

Same Day Dispatch

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Free Returns

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