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Oxballs Log Dildo 6 Inches


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  1. Realistic looking poo shaped dildo without the smell!
  2. Great for scat lovers
  3. Turdlet for perineum or clitoral stimulation
  4. Safe to use with any lube
  5. Made from fine quality pure platinum silicone

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Feeling down in the dumps? Have fun with faeces and let the Oxballs Log brighten your day! Your eyes have not deceived you. The Oxballs Log is a poopy shaped dildo sure to give you a good gut feeling. This little stinker is so realistic looking; you'll be poking and prodding it looking for the sweetcorn. Our number two will be your number one scat time fun toy; it even has an extra turdlet in just the right spot for perineum or clitoral stimulation. If you're ready for a close encounter of the turd kind, reach for the Oxballs Log pure platinum silicone dildo.

This Log was made with love by Ox himself out of pure platinum silicone. It's safe to use with any lubricant. Don’t ignore the call of doody! The Oxballs Log is easy to clean and won't leave skid marks. Just wash with hot, soapy water, soak in bleach water or pop this turd in your dishwasher.

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Free Delivery - Royal Mail Tracked 48 delivery is FREE on all orders over £55.

Next Day Delivery - Order by 3:45pm for UPS guaranteed next working day delivery.

Discreet Packaging - We use discreet packaging so there'll be no telltale signs of what's inside when it is delivered.

Free Returns - If you're not 100% happy, you can return your product(s) in their original condition and packaging for FREE within 14 days of delivery to get a full refund.

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SKU / Product Code 82081

Oxballs Log Dildo 6 Inches Reviews

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Customer Review Summary
5 Reviews (2)
Total : 2 Reviews
This turd-ally shit sex toy is the most faeces-ious I've ever seen!
Review by Cara Sutra posted on 4 February 2015
Apart from thinking ‘crap!‘ when I first caught sight of the dildo, I hoped it wasn’t as shit as it first appeared. Would this huge steamer be hugely steamy, or would my masturbation be totally down the toilet?
If you’re offended by poop jokes, visual representations of poo or have a weak tummy then you probably won’t like this sex toy. It’s not one that caught my eye for sensual reasons. I don’t find it sexually arousing or attractive. I am not into scat and I don’t fantasise about inserting or ingesting poo.
Of course there are plenty of scat lovers and fetishists out there who will adore this poop based sex toy for the more obvious reasons. It’s undoubtedly safer to suck on that real poo, tastes better (no I have not done a comparison) and doesn’t smear anywhere.
As an object of pure amusement (though not probably borne out of purity) the Oxballs Log is not the cheapest gag toy you could buy. At over £60 the price reflects the size, the body safe (honest), non-porous material and the specific niche attraction of this dildo. If this does seem like your thing though, you’re on to a winner here – all the pleasure, none of the strain.

Top marks! See the full review and photos at my Cara Sutra sex blog.
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(7 of 8 people found this review helpful)
It was a great prank gag
Review by Notintopoop posted on 13 October 2017
I bought this contraption as a joke at first but found some use for it. I wanted to get out of work one day so I came up with the idea to shove this log up my ass and use it to leave sick. I went to the bathroom to poop out the poop dildo and tell my boss I've been having digestive problems. Luckily he was using the bathroom as well. After intense pain and crying I was able to push it out. I showed my boss and said I wasn't feeling well. He said I could go home and when he left the washroom I picked it up with a plastic bag and went home. All in all it served a great purpose and definitely deserves 5 stars.
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