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Square Peg Dirk Harness Flared Base Dildo 4.13 inches

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SKU
84692
Key Features
  1. Cast from a real person met on an intimate encounter at the gym
  2. Intricate detail – every vein and fold is painstakingly captured for you to enjoy for a lifetime
  3. Choose from Regular with the skin pulled back or the enlarged XL with naturally thick foreskin
  4. Flared base for use in your favourite strap on harness
  5. Made from Square Peg’s pure platinum black silicone material
Brand
Square Peg

Thick, uncut and ready to be the centre attraction of your favourite strap on harness – The Square Peg Dirk Harness Flared Base Dildo is an ultra-lifelike realistic dildo cast from a real person named Dirk. Dirk was an acquaintance that the Square Peg creator knew from the gym. One day Dirk flashed a little dick and our hero knew he had to cast that memorable member to create a life-like replica to treasure for all eternity. Dirk’s ample foreskin gives this dildo two distinct looks. Regular Dirk a pulled back foreskin for a smooth yet textured shaft. Its shorter stance and perfect curve make regular sized Dirk perfect for pounding your prostate with pin-point precision. X-Large Dirk features the foreskin at a more natural position which adds generous girth and amplified features. You can still feel the prominent glans through all that foreskin as it passes your prostate.

Both the Regular and the X Large Dirk are made with Square Peg’s black pure platinum silicone. This silicone is slightly soft to the touch yet firm enough for a powerful pounding. To keep Dirk clean and tidy you can wash him in warm soapy water, toss him in the dishwasher, soak him in a 10% bleach water solution or boil him.

Note: The foreskin on either dildo does not move.

More Information
SKU84692
CircumferenceRegular: 14.5cm (5.7 inches), X Large: 16cm (6.3 inches)
Harness CompatibleYes
Insertable LengthRegular: 10.5cm (4.13 inches), X Large: 13.5cm (5.3 inches)
LengthRegular: 12.5cm (4.9 inches), X Large: 15.5cm (6.1 inches)
BrandSquare Peg
Overall DiameterRegular: 4.9cm (1.9 inches), 5.4cm (2.12 inches)
Circumference4 to 5 inches
ColourBlack
MaterialSilicone

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