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Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream 150ml

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Key Features
  1. Luxurious long lasting masturbation cream formula
  2. Oil and silicone based formula for the perfect balance of slickness and friction
  3. Starts off thick then soon liquefies with your natural body heat
  4. Leaves skin feeling silky smooth
  5. Reduces friction & intensifies gratification
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Is Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream the world’s finest masturbation cream? Find out for yourself! This premium cream lubricant is specifically formulated to provide you with a long lasting body heat activated glide that is unsurpassed. The mineral and coconut oils provide the perfect amount of glide as you knead the muscles, while the light absorption of the lotion keeps your massage cream moving at the perfect consistency. This silky smooth male masturbation cream is a premium blend of oil and silicone for a luxurious non-sticky formula which leaves the skin soft and smooth. The reduced friction means that you can go much faster and deeper to really intensify your pleasure. Of course, it can be used alone or with a playmate, but one thing’s for sure; it’s always there to lend a helping hand!

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IngredientsMineral Oil, Water Glycerin, Petrolatum, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Polysorbate 60, Glycol Distearate, Dimethicone, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Methylparaben, Imidazolidinyl Urea, Yellow 5
BrandSwiss Navy
Volume (ml)150


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