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Lady Green's The Compleat Spanker

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Key Features
  1. Entertaining & informative
  2. Covers the anatomy of where to strike safely and effectively
  3. You’ll learn the tools of the trade
  4. Great for beginners and pros
  5. Illustrated with line drawings

Brought to us by lifelong spanking aficionado, Lady Green, this handy little manual provides us with all the information needed to make our spanking play a hit, and it does so in a witty and practical way. Speaking at hundreds of conferences and workshops around the world, she really knows her stuff and, luckily for us, she’s crammed it all into this deceptively sized book. So, if you’re interested in getting into the ever popular spanking scene and don’t know the first thing about it, then you’ll learn a lot from Lady Green’s The Compleat Spanker.

The Compleat Spanker covers the anatomy of where to strike, the tools of the trade, warming up, the best positions and why, and much, much more. It also goes over the emotions behind spanking and why it provides such an intense thrill (whichever side of the hand/paddle you are), physical safety, sexual desires, comfort for spanker and spankee, as well as suggestions on how to incorporate spanking into your love life. This book is perfect for beginners and pros alike; it’s a great read that’s informative and entertaining. Get your hands on a copy today!

More Information
AuthorLady Green
BrandGreenery Press


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