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UberKinky Cards - I Would do Anything for Love

  1. Your partner certainly won’t poo-poo this declaration of love
  2. A6 greeting card comes with matching envelope
  3. Inside is blank so you can insert your own personal message
  4. Delightfully tasteful original UberKinky design
  5. Perfect for engagements, Valentine’s Day, collaring ceremonies, weddings or just making it official
Special Price £2.09 Regular Price £2.99 Save: £0.90 (30%)
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Don’t be crappy, make them happy! Your lover will fly into your arms like a ‘scat’ out of hell when you give them our delightfully tasteful and exquisitely refined UberKinky Cards I would Do Anything For Love… but I Won’t Do Scat card. That’s right UberKinksters, we went there! UberKinky has taken the faecal fetish to new heights with this specially designed greeting card. This glorious card is far from being shitty, its elegant design is perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, Christmas or any time you feel the need to interject a little toilet humour into your love life. We’re not sure what more could be said but you may be happy to find that inside the card you’ll find both sides are blank, allowing you to insert your own personal message for customisation of your card. Your lover/partner/play partner certainly won’t poo-poo your message of love and adoration when it comes written from the heart on the inside of our specially designed UberKinky Cards.
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Length14.5cm (5.7 inches)
Product Weight0
Width10.5cm (4.13 inches)
SizeStandard A6 size when folded. Comes with matching envelope


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