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UberKinky Cards - Your Hole is my Goal

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  1. A6 Any occasion card design
  2. Comes with matching envelope
  3. Inside is blank so you can insert your own personal message
  4. UberKinky exclusive design
  5. Perfect for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, anniversaries or more

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Let your partner know you're coming in hard and fast in the most thoughtful way - With an UberKinky greeting card! This exclusive card will brighten any occasion whether it's for a birthday, wedding anniversary, Christmas, collaring ceremony, Valentine's Day or even 'Just Because'. It's a great way to say you're looking to smash someone's back doors in with a mighty strap on, giving them a tasty treat to swallow down or to inform your partner that you are interested in partaking in a little of the classic p in v. Both sides are blank inside, allowing you to insert your own personal message of love and adoration.

Delivery & Returns

Free Delivery - Royal Mail Tracked 48 delivery is FREE on all orders over £55.

Next Day Delivery - Order by 3:45pm for UPS guaranteed next working day delivery.

Discreet Packaging - We use discreet packaging so there'll be no telltale signs of what's inside when it is delivered.

Free Returns - If you're not 100% happy, you can return your product(s) in their original condition and packaging for FREE within 14 days of delivery to get a full refund.

Additional Information

SKU / Product Code 84860
Brand UberKinky
Length 14.5cm (5.7 inches)
Product Weight 0
Width 10.5cm (4.13 inches)
Size Standard A6 size when folded. Comes with matching envelope
Contents A6 card with matching envelope
Colour Multi
Material Paper

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